milo

@miltfarquhar.bsky.social

Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon. He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.

The number of times we play ourselves into trouble with those stupid “roll it back to Pickford” free kicks… if his distribution is that good, just let him take it without the pressure of players bearing down on him. also @jay3d1.bsky.social has blocked me. Never heard of them.

Barry never just gambles and sprints into space when we know the ball is going to get lumped forward. And Tarkowski is a proper panic merchant with the ball at his feet.

Colin From Accounts. Desperately wanted its final season to be brilliant. It wasn’t. It was funny in parts, limp in others, but a genuinely lovely ending that made it just about worthwhile.

I was “casting” my laptop to my telly earlier, and there was another TV showing as an option to cast to. So I picked that one. So someone in the immediate vicinity will have seen Jodie playing mind games with Bethany in today’s Corrie. Reminds me of the early days of Bluetooth, when you could send

A right back at right back, a right winger at right wing, an attacking midfielder attacking. This is what happens when the round pegs go in the round holes.

Identikit performance. Doesn’t matter who starts or who the opponents are - keep it tight, try to nick something on the break. This is shite. Far from the worst performance, but it’s just going through the motions. Sideways, sideways, back, chip into the channel, Barry jumps, loses out, start again.

Like, we’ve sold N’Diaye just in time to be too late to make Djed Spence part of the deal. Might not have been your favourite right back, but he remains a right back. As a club - and I don’t know how this has happened, but it has - we’ve managed to industrialise “ooooh, nearly!” as a “philosophy”.

There are simply not enough words to describe just how small this club thinks. “They loved Rooney! Get him back! Even though he’s shite! They loved Moyes! Get him back! Even though… They loved Richarlison! Get…” Just fuck off, Everton. You basic thinking bellends. Just fuck off.

Not trying to be a dick, probs succeeding regardless, but this is exactly how private equity firms behave. They put a bit in and they take more out. They’re not the same as traditional owners, for whom clubs were often a vanity project. These people will squeeze us for everything they can.

Referee’s done well there, to talk Van Dijk into accepting his offside call. Loving the boooooos from the Anfield faithful who, just like the SovCitz, don’t seem to think that rules they don’t like should apply to them.