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Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon. He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.

That reminds me. I’m never one for filming at the game, but last time I was over, I thought “ahh, sod it, it’ll be yonks before I’m back”. You join us as a revitalised Everton, fresh from equalising at home against Man City, prepare to take a corner.

“Alternate” and “alternative” mean different things. They aren’t an alternative for each other and you shouldn’t assume you can just alternate between the two. No, YOU fuck off. YOU’RE the fanny.

It’d be sad to see N’Diaye go, but we’ve sold better and we’ll sell better again. With three years in his contract, we’re at least in a strong position. They just can’t fuck up any new signings.

A bloke just pulled up outside ours, did some stuff in his car boot for about five minutes, and then got his dick out and started pissing in front of the front lawn and in full view of the window. I saw a man’s penis. Was not expecting today to pan out like that.

The Beginning Of The End, Part II. Part I being, the creation and wholesale release of AI to anyone who wants it. I’m no expert, but this feels like a huge deal. I’m (genuinely) going out to get drunk. It was unrelated to this, but this buys me an extra pint.

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With the World Cup final upon us, I hope FIFA take the opportunity to formally remember the young men who, 40 years ago today, went to Basran to play a game of football for Melchester Rovers - and never came home. Baxter Guthrie Naylor Hunt Jones Logan Slade Cassidy RIP, Rovers.

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I see Dean Henderson saved the ones that were right at him. TIME FOR CHANGE! Pickford was clearly the problem. Although four on your debut… in one half…. Something something stats don’t lie longer arms.