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@miltfarquhar.bsky.social
Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon. He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
8 Jan 1994 - Holmes under the hammer was the phrase on every discerning evertonian’s lips.
Homes under the Hammer should be banned. And all programmes like it that treat #housing as some kind of income generating asset or investment.
That reminds me. I’m never one for filming at the game, but last time I was over, I thought “ahh, sod it, it’ll be yonks before I’m back”. You join us as a revitalised Everton, fresh from equalising at home against Man City, prepare to take a corner.
“Alternate” and “alternative” mean different things. They aren’t an alternative for each other and you shouldn’t assume you can just alternate between the two. No, YOU fuck off. YOU’RE the fanny.
@misterandaroo.bsky.social keep grafting, Andy, lad! You sad knob.
Hey, I’ll tell you who I fancy at the moment. That one off The Pitt. Not her - the other one. She’s alright, her.
Some of you have never rocked out to the Magnum, P.I. theme song and you totally can tell
Is this another war Don Trump has solved? I’m sorry, lad - I don’t believe you. He’s the boy who cried Peace.
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Love it or hate it, it divides opinion and tears families apart - but whatever you think of Take The High Road, the revamped credits music of 1987 is a piece of soaring majesty. youtu.be/2GOno9MYHQk?...
Take the High Road 1987
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Adding Infantino to the list of people I’d love to bring a heavy glass ashtray crashing down onto the back of the skull of.
It’d be sad to see N’Diaye go, but we’ve sold better and we’ll sell better again. With three years in his contract, we’re at least in a strong position. They just can’t fuck up any new signings.
He’s done himself no favours leaving the tags on. Should have taken them off and the papers would be none the wiser
A bloke just pulled up outside ours, did some stuff in his car boot for about five minutes, and then got his dick out and started pissing in front of the front lawn and in full view of the window. I saw a man’s penis. Was not expecting today to pan out like that.
I see the Weeeerld Cup reckons Jordan Pickford was the best keeper at the tournament. Just with the data and the stats and that. #TimeForChange
The Beginning Of The End, Part II. Part I being, the creation and wholesale release of AI to anyone who wants it. I’m no expert, but this feels like a huge deal. I’m (genuinely) going out to get drunk. It was unrelated to this, but this buys me an extra pint.
I recently updated my Spain football drawing that I originally did years ago. I put them on my website as I get the updated ones finished with a lot of other drawings I recently updated. www.bigislanddesign.com/til-i-die
A pint of Lamington stout. You heard. And yes, it’s fucking sensational.
With the World Cup final upon us, I hope FIFA take the opportunity to formally remember the young men who, 40 years ago today, went to Basran to play a game of football for Melchester Rovers - and never came home. Baxter Guthrie Naylor Hunt Jones Logan Slade Cassidy RIP, Rovers.
I see Dean Henderson saved the ones that were right at him. TIME FOR CHANGE! Pickford was clearly the problem. Although four on your debut… in one half…. Something something stats don’t lie longer arms.