Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

The Emmys ended early? Now I really know we're in the End Times.

I'm at the point where I'm humorously surprised to hear an American accent come out of an actor I'm unfamiliar with. #emmys

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI theonion.com/anyone-else-...

Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck https://theonion.com/google-maps-introduces-crawling-directions-for-cyclists-hit-by-truck/

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Lora Kolodny@lorak.bsky.social · 4w ago

make a band bigger: built to flood

Brought to you by the ACME Deck Installation Corporation.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 4w ago

Body camera footage shows nine members of a U.S. Marshals Service task force falling to the ground as a second-story wooden deck they were standing on suddenly collapses.

I'm not going to be IGNORED, Donald!

Adam Rogers@jetjocko.bsky.social · 4w ago

This is, in fiction, the kind of story that only has one way to end. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/u...

The Wyoming Freedom Caucus getting trounced in state-level races ought to get some attention from outside the area, especially when coupled with Trump's pick for governor losing. @jvl.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social @peterbakernyt.bsky.social

WyoFile@wyofile.com · 4w ago

The caucus will likely have only 10 reliable votes in the House come January, with two more possible lawmakers that often vote in line with the group. That represents a dramatic fall for a caucus that once boasted a clear majority in the lower chamber. #wyomingelections #freedomcaucus #wyomingnews

I shall now honor my multi-century French-Canadian heritage by looking askance toward Ontario.

Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social · last mo.

Everyone is either picking on Muslims to denounce Hamas/9/11 or Jews to denounce Israel. Thinking of becoming a new Type of Gal and harassing Scots and people of Scottish ancestry to denounce border reiving.

Dear Lord, please stop bringing these people onto news shows, unless it's specifically to make them watch stuff like this and explain themselves. (and then say thank you and send them off)

Melissa@melissadotcom.bsky.social · 2mo ago

That’s a lot of lying.

It was so obvious when the original dinner was cancelled that he was jonesing so hard to deliver his speech full of insults.

Eric Columbus@ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Here’s a rush transcript of Trump’s abysmal WHCD speech last night. Best part is when he tells a mildly funny joke and it falls flat and he tries to explain it and complains about the rest of his crappy speech. www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/0...

Maybe someday, on go-round number 3, we could get a Charles Ingalls with something approaching period-accurate hair.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 2mo ago

Luke Bracey says he was "liberated" while creating his version of Charles "Pa" Ingalls in Netflix's "Little House on the Prairie." #LukeBracey #LittleHouseonthePrairie

HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF DECENCY, SIR, AT LONG LAST....

Let me know when they find spice.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 2mo ago

Astronomers have detected a type of sugar in space that’s also found in raspberries and self-tanners. Scientists are itching to know how sugars form because they’re a key ingredient for life as we know it.

Me trying to tell the cats they already have food.

Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston

"I just need you to find me the 11,000 votes."

Tariq Panja@tariqpanja.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Trump called Infantino on Wednesday to get Balogun's red card lifted. Nice to ride alon with Tyler Pager on what will be seen (and is) in many parts as one of the biggest scandals in World Cup history. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/05/u...

I've seen too many videos of catastrophes at air shows to be comfortable with this current display.

Just go ahead and award the Pulitzer for photography.

Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A single black woman surrounded by hooded white supremacists is certainly a chilling image.

Well, people, now when you're watching the Weather Channel and they talk about Cape Verde hurricanes, YOU WILL KNOW.

The AP doing some top-flight SEO work with that first word, given the rumors of today's event and the number of people likely searching for info on it.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 3mo ago

Swiftly marching toward westward expansion, the United States in the 1800s brought with it a tidal wave of displacement and cultural suppression for Native Americans. So with America’s 250th birthday come mixed emotions rooted in pain, pride and even patriotism. @ict-news.bsky.social

Ehh, just let the algae do its thing.

Because of him, every time I'm more than a smidge above ground level, I start singing, "High Ang-ziiiii-ety!"

Rob Pegoraro @robpegoraro.com · 3mo ago

Happy 100th birthday to Mel Brooks! Because of him, every time I'm in some awkward situation I have to think "And now, for my next impression: Jesse Owens!"

The current Nats are going to break me of the well-earned recent habit of turning off the game as soon as they fall behind.

As you know, "algae" means friendship.

OG Anunoby Sends Parade Crowd Into Frenzy With Celebratory Nod

Paying $14M to NOT fix the reflecting pool is like if you started a war that made things worse.

Stress over Iran "deal," party/UFC extravaganza, then getting right on a plane to the G7 meeting? Birthday Boy is going to be pretty tired and cranky tomorrow.