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The Associated Press@apnews.com · last mo.

Brought to you by the ACME Deck Installation Corporation.

Body camera footage shows nine members of a U.S. Marshals Service task force falling to the ground as a second-story wooden deck they were standing on suddenly collapses.

Adam Rogers@jetjocko.bsky.social · last mo.

I'm not going to be IGNORED, Donald!

This is, in fiction, the kind of story that only has one way to end. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/u...

WyoFile@wyofile.com · last mo.

The Wyoming Freedom Caucus getting trounced in state-level races ought to get some attention from outside the area, especially when coupled with Trump's pick for governor losing. @jvl.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social @peterbakernyt.bsky.social

The caucus will likely have only 10 reliable votes in the House come January, with two more possible lawmakers that often vote in line with the group. That represents a dramatic fall for a caucus that once boasted a clear majority in the lower chamber. #wyomingelections #freedomcaucus #wyomingnews

Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social · last mo.

I shall now honor my multi-century French-Canadian heritage by looking askance toward Ontario.

Everyone is either picking on Muslims to denounce Hamas/9/11 or Jews to denounce Israel. Thinking of becoming a new Type of Gal and harassing Scots and people of Scottish ancestry to denounce border reiving.

Melissa@melissadotcom.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Dear Lord, please stop bringing these people onto news shows, unless it's specifically to make them watch stuff like this and explain themselves. (and then say thank you and send them off)

That’s a lot of lying.

Eric Columbus@ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It was so obvious when the original dinner was cancelled that he was jonesing so hard to deliver his speech full of insults.

Here’s a rush transcript of Trump’s abysmal WHCD speech last night. Best part is when he tells a mildly funny joke and it falls flat and he tries to explain it and complains about the rest of his crappy speech. www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/0...

Joking aside, I do think we need term limits in Congress. I think term limits are very important because I see what's happening.
I see what's happening. The other day, a senator I knew got a text, a great guy,
from his wife. And she said, when you get home, I want to have you immediately come up the stairs and make love to me.
And he said, I can't do both.
You know what the, you know. In other words, can't go up the stairs and make love. Does anybody get that?
Well, I thought that was actually pretty good.
That was actually the only thing I thought was good in this whole frickin' stupid speech that they wrote. That was the only good one, and that went down with not exactly great laughter. I think, you know, in other words, you can't go up the stairs and make love to a woman.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 2mo ago

Maybe someday, on go-round number 3, we could get a Charles Ingalls with something approaching period-accurate hair.

Luke Bracey says he was "liberated" while creating his version of Charles "Pa" Ingalls in Netflix's "Little House on the Prairie." #LukeBracey #LittleHouseonthePrairie

HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF DECENCY, SIR, AT LONG LAST....

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 2mo ago

Let me know when they find spice.

Astronomers have detected a type of sugar in space that’s also found in raspberries and self-tanners. Scientists are itching to know how sugars form because they’re a key ingredient for life as we know it.

The Onion @theonion.com · 3mo ago

Me trying to tell the cats they already have food.

Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston

Tariq Panja@tariqpanja.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"I just need you to find me the 11,000 votes."

Trump called Infantino on Wednesday to get Balogun's red card lifted. Nice to ride alon with Tyler Pager on what will be seen (and is) in many parts as one of the biggest scandals in World Cup history. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/05/u...

I've seen too many videos of catastrophes at air shows to be comfortable with this current display.

Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Just go ahead and award the Pulitzer for photography.

A single black woman surrounded by hooded white supremacists is certainly a chilling image.

Well, people, now when you're watching the Weather Channel and they talk about Cape Verde hurricanes, YOU WILL KNOW.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 3mo ago

The AP doing some top-flight SEO work with that first word, given the rumors of today's event and the number of people likely searching for info on it.

Swiftly marching toward westward expansion, the United States in the 1800s brought with it a tidal wave of displacement and cultural suppression for Native Americans. So with America’s 250th birthday come mixed emotions rooted in pain, pride and even patriotism. @ict-news.bsky.social

Ehh, just let the algae do its thing.

Rob Pegoraro @robpegoraro.com · 3mo ago

Because of him, every time I'm more than a smidge above ground level, I start singing, "High Ang-ziiiii-ety!"

Happy 100th birthday to Mel Brooks! Because of him, every time I'm in some awkward situation I have to think "And now, for my next impression: Jesse Owens!"

The current Nats are going to break me of the well-earned recent habit of turning off the game as soon as they fall behind.