Steely Dan mentioned. 🥳🥳🥳

Sometimes I get a real sick kick out of telling people I'm in my 40s when they clearly haven't mentally updated their idea of me from 30 years ago.

༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ Does it 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙮 you? Can you 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥.ᐣ 🜲 ༒︎ Do you want to? And if you did, ⛉ would you even know 𝙃𝙊𝙒.ᐣ

𓆩VICTORY𓆪@galarianbulwark.bsky.social · last yr.

What the hell, fine. Project MELMETAL was an Interpol sponsored mass surveillance initiative. Mass Electronic Listening Monitoring Examination Tracking Agency Liaisons

BLUE@rivaltrainer.bsky.social · 3d ago

I have a conspiracy theory and I need you guys to hear me out on this one. I think that mysterious GAME FREAK company with branches in every region that nobody really knows the purpose of invented MELMETAL and gaslit us all into thinking it was always a POKéMON that existed.

Imagine being told your outfit is unprofessional by a middle-aged man with a cape for every day of the week.

I have a conspiracy theory and I need you guys to hear me out on this one. I think that mysterious GAME FREAK company with branches in every region that nobody really knows the purpose of invented MELMETAL and gaslit us all into thinking it was always a POKéMON that existed.

Whatever happened to MELTAN and MELMETAL, anyway? It feels like they showed up one day in 2018 and basically disappeared a year later. And the LEAGUE has well-secured sanctuaries, so I know they didn't just go extinct.

I'm not sure why everyone's weirded out by me saying this. One of the last things I did while I was a GYM LEADER was create a PR crisis by talking about fucking my boss.

RILEY's not a tease. 😏

Riley *isn't* evil and he would never be evil... He's just a *tease*.

I know the answer. I just want him to say it himself.

I'm a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? <3

Riley ✌️@rad.poke.surf · 5d ago

I AM NEVER DODGING YOU. Sometimes in life there are opportunities you cannot risk missing..

When I kissed a girl for the first time at age 13, I was so disgusted I broke up with her immediately. My gay ass really went "sorry, I'm not feeling any sparks."

This shit is so extra. I became a hall of famer with a pichu, a poliwag, a clefairy, a murkrow, a clobbopus, and a croagunk. All less than a foot high with under 400bst. Legendaries for a placement match? It's little dick energy, I'm sorry

I'm not gonna talk about it any further but plaintiffs love to drop their lawsuits when they realize they can't actually drown me out in court fees.

12.

BLUE@rivaltrainer.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Wait no, 11.

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I'm sick of this guy. He's always getting up to some bullshit.

... Lance makes Dracula look like a regular guy.

The nerve of some people. Thinking everything's about them. There's sexy salt and ketchup guys out there who keep losing their LEAGUE CHAMP slots and who unironically dress like ZUBATMAN.

HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES. 🔴literate trainer red, pokemon. 🔴canon divergent portrayal. 🔴pokemontrainerrp / multiships with chem in diff timelines. 🔴n/sfw for themes and language, mdni / mdnf. 🔴penned by shy, 21+ years old. #POKEMONRP // #PTRP

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I heard my sexy middle-aged king's gone. 🥀

well. do you?

Bonjour, various fine shyts.

"Boy zoo"? Yeah I wish I had men caged for me to ogle at.

I'm kind of like if a man and a woman had a baby.

What the fuck?

Once-in-a-lifetime League match.

I'm noticing something but I don't want to comment on it quite yet.