This shit is so extra. I became a hall of famer with a pichu, a poliwag, a clefairy, a murkrow, a clobbopus, and a croagunk. All less than a foot high with under 400bst. Legendaries for a placement match? It's little dick energy, I'm sorry

I want to meet Klara, I feel like we'd get along.

Some excerpts for those of you who still like to read.

Z-Crystals are the best magic battle stone.

Baseball is boy zoo...

Like this post and I, professor Goldie, will assign you a vibes based starter

I think professors should give new trainers pokemon that fit their vibes instead of letting them pick one of three balanced rare pokemon

My feed is too battle focused, I need more posts about cute pokemon...

Its too damn hot. Blech

Fairy type wasnt a studied or known distinction when I was a kid. I always wonder, would I be a Fairy specialist if it was? Or would I be like, anti-fairy, so people wouldn't think I was gay? I was kind of a defensive egg, but I also had cutesy baby pokemon.

Cute

Er mine, not yours

I almost posted something insanely private oops. Caught myself!!

Fingers crossed

hope all the people reading this get pregnant so i can come to the baby shower and eat all ya food 😋

Mei died? Oh no

just had to apply for a homeowner's license.

johto girls got hella ass because of the walkability. i've never seen anyone drive a car west of tohjo falls.

Oh no do I have to watch a horror movie to understand what people are talking about? I dont wanna

Based.

I might be the most socially trained Gold but I am still a Gold. Its in my veins.

I deadass stopped reading after Mistress and I'm /not/ sorry.

I thought Clements Gym was inside that landmark that came to life? Isn't that already a wild zone?

I still love this #pokemon artwork alot. Gold the hatcher, based on the manga #pokespe

Bluh, after an exhausting week of travel to plan my next season and meet with that region's League and Tourism Board, I am home. I was technically home yesterday night but I spent the last 24 hours in a vegetative state of recouperation

To be clear, I was aware of the reference, but I'm not going to not attempt to poke fun at my senpais when given opportunity

If anybody this season takes me to Mt. Chimney, I'm naming the episode Brokeback Mt. Chimney and they cannot stop me. I will die on that hill

Just two totally hetero life partners going to go make out at the Ever Grande Waterfall, what could be better.

The genwunderkind are following me.

Gayyyyyyyy