Current Events Joke# 467 “Would Republicans rather have a Furry as a pilot or a stabby saboteur person as a pilot?” 😼 “Tez no” in 5, 4, 3, 2…
Falco Lombardi from Star Fox
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♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️
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Comedian, Ventriloquist, Magician, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They. YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://youtu.be/QOtA-bKbfaQ?feature=shared PFP: @spunkywulf.bsky.social
SI (Sleeps Intermittently) SI (Still incompetent) SI (Sleazy idiot) SI (Screaming Infant)
So fucking get this. All of these super geniuses and their brilliant idea to for some goddamn reason decree that Artificial Intelligence be renamed (while the economy is tanking and world is on fire) read and signed this document full of errors. “of the Unites States”?!!
♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️@tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social · 21h agoBecause let’s be honest, if they could, they would do the same with all minorities, queer and trans folk, and anyone who didn’t drink their Koolaid of absolute devotion to the Octogenarian Orange Tyrant. 😼
Because let’s be honest, if they could, they would do the same with all minorities, queer and trans folk, and anyone who didn’t drink their Koolaid of absolute devotion to the Octogenarian Orange Tyrant. 😼
Which means there is a non zero chance that with the extra Tavs/Customized characters allowed mod you could defeat the Netherbrain with a fourway different elemental Dragonborn bukkake. Talk about a “dark urge playthrough”
Baldur's Gate 3 Tav Dark Urge Reveal
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Señor Tam@tambangwoof.bsky.social · 4d agoI made a big dragonborn shaft useful against the enemy, each subrace receives the cantrip rooted in their element c:
Your version of “an elevated rail journey” and furries’ version are not the same.
That validating moment when you’re re-measuring your hand dimensions for both hands for a new puppet project and then realizing the ramifications of the math of adding those hand widths together and having a little moment of personal confidence boost that your glans comes past that combined total. 😼
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Somehow the standup comedian analog equivalent of this for me is Matteo Lane and James Acaster. I cannot explain it and I’m even mostly a top. (Ironically Lane is admittedly a bottom and Acaster is str8.) now you know my spectrum of human “woulds” 😅 I keep the furry ones close to the vest. Usually.
Jimmy🔜MFF@mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social · 3d agoI need Rocket Raccoon and Bandit spitroasting me every hour of every day for the rest of my life
Meanwhile Jefferson Starship still has not apologized for the space dildo prop in the Star Wars Holiday Special: youtu.be/tPE0OKBeqWo?...
Light The Sky On Fire - Jefferson Starship from Star Wars Holiday Special (restored)
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David Blanchflower BSc@davidbflower.bsky.social · 3d agoSpaceX Starship has launched successfully, and hasn't blown up so far. 🔭 🧪
Random Rule 34 type searches I just won’t do but morbid curiosity is there (these do not necessarily reflect my kinks and fictional character turn ons) - Kamen Rider Yaoi - Bionic Six Incest (proposing the teens would be at age of consent in the context) - Paw Patrol in fetish scenes - Heehaw
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Now I need a Jetfire Stratos. That would fucking rock. Optimus Prime Zodiac would be dope too.
Duggertron@duggertron.bsky.social · 3d ago#tfnation custom minibot haul part 7 (I think?). Masters of the Universe Roboto. Matt Marshall always does amazing work but I think he has surpassed even his high standards with this one. Art by me. #transformers #motu
We need more furries in politics. “And I promise 14 werewolf boyfriends for every one and cleaner safer alleys. Make Furmerica Fun Again.”
Silence@silence042.bsky.social · 3d agoPolitical ad just said “If someone it trying to screw you, I have your back” I mean I appreciate the offer of a gang bang… but what if we just feel like cuddling?
@pandez.bsky.social @dantethek9.bsky.social as fellow Star Trek furries…Furrtrekkers…Trekfurs?…I believe the Collective has missed a severe opportunity to be more efficient and perfect in design as the ultimate specifies. Exhibit A and B.
🎼🎶I’m going off the rails with a sheep name Dwayne.🎶
Now Dad wants to go home after all this stuff with the guts & heart and he’s already knowing what all is going on (it’s a laundry list)So here comes the reality that he’s going to have to sign that AMA because they have to cover their ass. But bringing milk when it’s off the list pisses me off too.
Dad’s back in the ER for chest pains and other issues tonight. Tail end of other medial things this month. I hate to be one of those people who asks for anything during times like this but for now just need some funny furry art and memes to raise my spirits if you feel the need to bring them up.
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It’s a perfectly normal thing to send your sister and her husband in our “family shit posting” chat group spider porn on her way to work because she saw a wolf spider with young. We are an arachnid sex positive family lol
@dantethek9.bsky.social the real reason the Dark Phoenix was born after the M'Kraan Crystal was repaired. 😼
There’s something stirring in the trees at the jungle funhouse. Lil Tez swears he hears someone playing Jimmy Buffet far too loud and the clinking of beer bottles. Looks like a new cast member is on the way soon.
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