♠️♦️Tezcat The Jaguar Magician ♣️♥️
@tezcatmagicjag.bsky.social
Magician, Comedian, Artist, Author, Playwright, Motivational Speaker, LGBTQ Activist, Furry, INFJ, He-They. YouTube Channel for Magic Tricks and Comedy Performances: https://youtu.be/QOtA-bKbfaQ?feature=shared
Milk fundamentally hasn’t changed over the last 50 years. Why does it cost so much more than then? A larger share of today's milk price goes toward complex logistics, corporate retail margins, and advertising compared to 50 years ago. Cumulative inflation is made up numbers. So Increase wages!
Expired: “Truth, Justice, & American Way.” (Outdated. Doesn’t reflect current political idealogical schism) Tired: “Magneto was Right.” (Derives empowerment from another to justify behaviors. No personal responsibility.) Wired: “I am the rocks of the eternal shore, crash against me and be broken!”
I even fall into the neurospicy bucket but there’s a fine line between making allowances & setting expectations when it comes to longterm D&D players in my groups who may process information differently. And when some use limits as an excuse for bad behavior So I’m always caught being two extremes.
GOOD NEWS! A new cancer treatment has demonstrated unprecedented results in a large trial for cancer patients whose disease has become resistant to chemotherapy AND immunotherapy. Tumors shrank in OVER a third of participants, with 15 patients experiencing COMPLETE eradication of their tumors.
Please stop saying “lockdowns.” There were never true lockdowns in the US, and it fuels far right narratives to repeat this inaccurate statement. You can say closures, you can say restrictions, or better, you can say public health measures which saved many lives.
People still complain about “lockdowns” but we had none in the US. We had stay-at-home orders, where although businesses were closed, you could still go outside whenever you wanted. Other countries had far stricter rules, and yet have been much more accepting of them as they saved many more lives.
Is kinda sad. I was hoping to catch a replay of my Anthrocon open mic set this year to tweak for future performances and doesn’t seem like anyone filmed the panel and perfomers this year. 🥺 Plus side. Just watched a bunch of vlogs of congoer’s experiences and that was a nice ride.
Yo remix of Weird Al’s Dare to be Stupid just dropped 🐥🐣🐮
My most popular piece on blusky seems to be this, which, fair. It's pretty good
No soft fingernail touches allowed, meanwhile Crowder is having the time of his life joking about people being thrown from helicopters
a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
Tell me you don’t know about bull sharks without telling me you don’t know anything about bull sharks.
Donald Trump lashed out after his administration was forced to admit his hand-picked contractors botched the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool refurbishment - and not "sick vandals" as he has falsely claimed.
Donald Trump is spiralling furiously over his most humiliating moment since 2020
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Wait wait wait wait wait Just wait. Why the FUCK didn’t Yoda sling this thing the other direction and take out the backend of Dooku’s ship so he couldn’t escape. I’m just now noticing this after watching this movie so many times.
I got to perform with THE Cleo last night! Barbara the dog was just a backup singer but ohmygoshomygoshohmygosh the real Cleo!
“Oh Tez you can’t feel that bad.” Said my sister that likely gave it to me since she’s mostly recovered now. Yeah? Tez today telling his boyfriend to help script out the next comedy set: youtu.be/USe-wZ0AOQQ?...
Mozart and Salieri write 'Requiem in D Minor' (Full HD) - Amadeus (1984)
YouTube video by Chilakiller
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Tez is a very sick jaguar today which sucks for a weekend birthday when I had a NC trip planned. So could those 14 werewolf boyfriends everyone talks about come by instead with DayQuil, throat spray, cough drops and some 80s cartoon series nostalgia collection BlueRays? I have bacon.
Fierce Wolf Werewolf Illustration
ALT: Fierce Wolf Werewolf Illustration
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Sorta. My partner and I were joking with friends about making a fake cooking show segment making the desert having the cook add some “Cabbage Zest” I joked. There was a quiet pause. He looked right at me and said “that exists. It’s called slaw.” I was defeated. But I did get revenge…(👇)
Ever have a friend or superior embarrass you in a situation like this? Artwork is by Reiduran! derpibooru.org/image... #mlp #mlpfim #art
About to break-in the new IMAX theater in the area (it still has the new plastic/paint smell) to see the Odyssey as an early birthday self present with the bf.
Either future Apocalypse killed past Apocalypse absorbing his energy and ran off with resurrected Remy or Remy did actually somehow kill present Apocalypse with his new Death powers and ran awol. Of course there is ANOTHER possibility…one no one is considering. A surrogate for series misdirection
Oh wow.. they now have a new AI commercial for the Medicare Allowance bullshit scam. How do you spell Morning? Try again. How do you spell it?
I might be in my late 40s but by god I am going to enjoy this birthday cookie cake my sis got me because I won’t be here on the actual day and she had to cancel dinner plans today because she got sick from one of her patients. 😭🫶🏻
This why our generation is psychotic.
It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I was today years old when I learned the current generation is calling it “cracking”. Did Smash die out already? Fuck I’m old.
Whitney Houston: Crack Is Whack
ALT: Whitney Houston: Crack Is Whack
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I just climbed out of a day wasting rabbit hole on Instagram because the typical algorithm thought instead of my 80s toy nostalgia, thirst trap fitness male influencers, magic tricks and movie memes I should go down a spiral of mostly AI or disingenuous “self help” Videos that all basically are…
67 boat strikes 221 people killed EXCLUSIVE: Operation Southern Spear has not reduced the volume, availability, purity or price of cocaine arriving in the U.S., according to an internal DEA assessment and a closed-door Pentagon briefing for senators, and has made enforcement more difficult
67 boat strikes. 221 dead. The cocaine hasn’t slowed, officials report.
The president says Operation Southern Spear has virtually ended drug trafficking by sea. Pentagon and DEA analysts have concluded otherwise.
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Steve cleverly disguises himself as a cheeseburger in order to access the pub unnoticed. It may not work, but well done for trying your best, Steve!
I’m still trying to get accustomed to taking ‘Lil Tez’ out into the wild to get accustomed to banter and performance with him. But had a great go at testing him out live at Anthrocon. Sidebar, I swear we need a Furcon Tricities/Asheville side.
I had so much fun taking this little guy around in Asheville. The more I play with the puppet the more ideas I get on what I want to add in the future. I’m new to the puppet building world so mixing what I know from 3D and fursuit making to create these 🦊 Photo by @roscoraccoon.bsky.social