We’ve lost a lot of good people in recent years, it has felt cruel and unfair at times, but it would appear that karma has been instructed to rectify the situation because the awful people are suddenly dying! Take note, cunty flapneck.
RubberMatt
@rubbermatt.bsky.social
52 year old cancer survivor in the UK. Very NSFW. Pro EU, Remain voting socialist. Fascists blocked on sight. I create pervy 3D artwork, sometimes I do really depraved stuff like handholding.
The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state.
Birds Are Dinosaurs@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 5mo agoThe most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state.
this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist? Like if he is. RT if he is a traitor.
For anyone who appreciates my work and would like to contribute a little more to help me do what I do, I've made a tip jar: ko-fi.com/erikamoak I know times are hard now and it's perfectly fine if you can't, but anything is appreciated. 🖤
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In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.
Matt Owen@mjowen174.bsky.social · 6mo agoTWO RONNIES FEEDLINE KLAXON
One of our future oligarchs walks into an Italian restaurant and screams, "Tacos, food-servants! I demand tacos for my belly!" Proceeds to stand in the middle of the restaurant, head back and mouth open, waiting to be hand fed.
K. Thor Jensen@kthorjensen.bsky.social · 6mo agoyes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.
#TIL that each version of VLC media player is named after a different Discworld character. They already had my undying love, but this somehow increases that.
The words “Britpop Demon Hunters” appeared in my head and I’m feeling queasy
Dear Santa, I've been really, really bad this year, please drop all the naughty kids coal at my place. Please? That shits gotten expensive.
Apologies for going quiet, but I sold my soul & work for Evri. Working seven days a week for the past month just to keep on top of the sheer volume of utter shite people order online. Please stop buying cheap crap from Temu & Shein, or I'm going to stop trying to deliver it & just set it on fire.
"Well, I know which gift I want to open first!" Merky Crumble everyone.
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
By the way, autism is not a disease. Existing is not a crime.
this was a special request that we're adding to the public side of the shop as well. our first wall art release that is so entirely color focused. request was made for either metal or acrylic to make it pop more, but we're enabling paper prints as well.
nldm color run, an art print by -𝚖𝚘𝚡
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What I'm wearing to the Rapture...
Russ Jones@russincheshire.bsky.social · 12mo agoWhat I'm wearing to the Rapture...
