Erika Moak
@evildolly.bsky.social
Author, artist, publisher. Tastefully evil. 🌈 Beautiful and terrible dreams. TipJar: https://ko-fi.com/erikamoak https://www.evil-dolly.com
I was 6. My family was gathered around chatting and watching Night of the Living Dead on TV. The zombies were scary but the brand new feeling of claustrophobia of the idea of being trapped in that house got to me. No one knew I was having a problem until I vomited rotel cheese dip onto the carpet.
Joseph Fink, we're going to win@planetoffinks.bsky.social · 6d agoDeath Becomes Her movie poster haunted my early childhood. I had never seen anything more terrifying
From my new essay about the new social contract AI/AGI is actually meant to force us to sign: catvalente.substack.com/p/grand-thef...
Anyone else buying a few extra fireworks to keep in reserve this year just in case you-know-who snuffs it?
Do you ever think about how our planet has frosted tips. Well, hope you have a great day out there.
My completely layman's proposal on how to fix the supreme court. Increase number of "seats" to match the number of circuit courts (currently 13). Each circuit seat has a pool of 5 supreme court judges which will be randomly selected for each case in front of the court. (cont)
New piece (from an actual Maine voter) on Graham Platner, the media's sudden "concern" over us poor dumb Mainers, and how I came around to voting for him: catvalente.substack.com/p/the-democr...
The Democratic Urge to Lose
I went to see Graham Platner speak and all I got was this lousy sack of bullshit from people on the internet who don't even go here
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Pictured: my cat trying to walk across the nightstand at 3 am.
Godzilla Destroys Buildings
Alt: Godzilla clumsily knocking over a building.
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I heard the season's first cicada! The local ones go rrrreeeEEEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEEeeeeeeee. That means it's summer time!
Thought: Sack Lunch would be a good name for an adopted stray tomcat.
Has anyone noticed that RFK Jr talks just like Torgo? In fact, has anyone ever seen them in the same place? I wonder.
a man in a suit and hat is holding a cane while another man is running behind him .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is holding a cane while another man is running behind him .
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Happened across this grouchy snapping turtle crossing the path at the river. Its shell was a good foot long!
A few more pictures of the day. It seemed a long winter. We finally did a lot of spring yardwork today, and planted some flowers.
A robin built a nest in a front yard oak. You can just see its tail end poking out. Elsewhere in the tree is a squirrel nest and a dead limb stump full of extremely noisy baby woodpeckers.
A glorious Walpurgisnacht to all who celebrate. May Chernabog come down from the mountain to carry off all the vile people ruining this world 🔥
a painting of a bat with wings standing on a rock
Alt: Animation of Night on Bald Mountain featuring a looming, bat-winged demon in shadowy relief against a stormy sky.
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It's been a flow'ry kinda day here. How about you? Are you flow'ry?
Watching the Artemis 2 launch. This is exciting. We've not gone back to the moon since I was a baby. I like space!
Times are hard and I've been struggling to pay the bills for a while now, BUT... at least this week I finally landed the new job I've been angling to get for the past six months!
a woman is smiling with the words " i am a librarian " next to her
ALT: a woman is smiling with the words " i am a librarian " next to her
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One of our future oligarchs walks into an Italian restaurant and screams, "Tacos, food-servants! I demand tacos for my belly!" Proceeds to stand in the middle of the restaurant, head back and mouth open, waiting to be hand fed.
K. Thor Jensen@kthorjensen.bsky.social · 7mo agoyes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.
