"Wow, your greyhound has an immaculate coat. What's your secret?" "Pavlov's Dog Conditioner."

nobody writes about topic like Maximum Fun

Not sure how I feel about the fact that for the past 30 years I've been the guy to call when someone needs a ride to the hospital, or from jail. Lets go with complicated for now.

Does anyone else remember when Double Scorpio did a batch of Pumpkin Spice Latte ones?

Weresheepy@werewhisky.bsky.social · 2w ago

A little something for the Pumkin Spice bottoms

3705th place in queue for the new season of #PathofExile2

Today is World Sexual Health Day. Get tested, know your status, ask your doctor if PrEP, Doxy-PEP and the HPV vaccine are right for you.

Random thought of the day. Competitive professional wrestling. However, it's a team sport and is judged like gymnastics.

So Willow is Mercedes's make up artist? 🤼

One thing I like about #AEW the wrestlers, in kayfabe, respect each other.

Shopping list: Kielbasa, granny-smith apples, large white onion, cider vinegar, perogi, frozen veg mix.

Everybody wants to take a ride with Brody King 🤼

"Is that who I think it is?" The Kid asked. "No, it's Mary Queen of Scots." The Kid leaned back to get a better look at him. "Holy cow, it is him. What's he doing here?" "He's playing pinball-" "You stupid fucking machine!" "poorly." Harvey, he likes my 'pickle.' #QueerWriters

Jax Devora (is writing)@jaxdevora.bsky.social · 3w ago

Happy #FaveLineFriday! As always, share your favorite line you've worked on this week, and don't forget to interact with your fellow authors! Bonus Q: Forget DnD classes. Which Stardew Valley NPC are your MCs romancing and why? #writingprompts #writingcommunity #writesky

My words just sound better when read aloud by @witneyseibold.bsky.social

So nice having friends who, when you say, "I had a sex dream about you last night," their response is, "I want the details."

we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job

M. Belanger@sethanikeem.bsky.social · 4w ago

“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.

Has anyone checked on Frank Welker?

Reminder that international markets are the best places to go for spices. For example. Bottle of bay leaves at my local Kroger $5/bottle works out to about $36/oz. American International Bulk Food. 1.5oz box of bay leaves for $3.50

Make a band bigger. The B-53's

Witney Thee Stallion@witneyseibold.bsky.social · 4w ago

Make a band bigger. Iron Maiden But With, Like, More Nails on the Inside.

Writing check-in. Current word count: 4,222. Prologue and first chapter locked for this round. Two chapters to be rewritten. Notes for 9 more. Question for other #QueerWriters. What do you write in? I'm currently using Sublime Text. Low distraction, but no spell check or word count.

Picked up an old story that I had lost motivation on and began revising it.

AmaraJLynn 🦹 drafting Fire & Feathers@amaralynn.bsky.social · 4w ago

#queerwriters Saturday: Check in Day! How was your week? Did you accomplish what you set out to do? Share your progress, encourage, cheer, and support others! #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters

Did something break on bsky's back end? I sign in and ALL my notifications are unread, going back to when I joined the site.

Always nice to see some random jobbers get some TV time. 🤼

#AEWDynamite hit the production truck with a stick.

#AEW audio glitch out for anyone else?

Cyndi Lauper, She's So Unusual

The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · last mo.

44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?

AEW has several very attractive wrestlers. That's all.

I RPN ❤️

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