Shane Wood
@fire-spy.bsky.social
Okay, to the bots who insist on "chatting" with me, first of all , My photo is in my profile, no need to lament there being no pics, also I've clearly stated I'm from the land down under, where women glow and chunder? I have no idea.. anyway.. Crikey!
Eating multiple pounds of Texas brisket at a time when Texans can't afford it... expect this photo to go viral in the Texas races in which the GOP is already floundering.
Jimmy Fallon sat Will Ferrell next to Chad Smith (the drummer from Red Hot Chili Peppers) and the internet lost its mind.
“And just at that moment, everything started to make sense”.
Snoqualmie Falls and the Salish Lodge (aka Twin Peaks) Snoqualmie, Washington. Cascade Range I always used to take out of town visitors to the falls. They were just a 25 minute drive from my house in Bellevue and they're quite dramatic. Especially when the river is at flood stage.
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
My take from the Smith hearings: To be a GOP senator today, you have to be a lying piece-of-shit, who puts loyalty to party & our lying piece-of-shit president, above their oaths to the Constitution & their obligations to tell the truth & do what rights to the American people! Repost if U agree
Our response to the State Department using Smokey last night.
Sen. Eric Schmitt is an international laughingstock. He’s up for reelection in 2028, so we’ll have to work on him later.
When your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head.
Why did Eric Schmitt fuck up his gotcha moment so badly? No one involved considered the possibility that Jack Smith attended a women’s basketball game. A MAGAt undone by misogyny. Not at all surprising.
100% should follow him around for the rest of what’s left of his political career. His 2028 VP hopes were dashed in two minutes and I love that for him.
this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty)
What did we learn today? That Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clack fan and that Senator Eric Schmitt is a dirtbag! The senator mistook the Atlanta Hawks for the Iowa Hawkeyes and tried to accuse Jack Smith of perjury. Epic fail. I'm still a fan of Jack Smith. A real American patriot. 🇺🇸
At a time when the most influential leaders of the U.S. need to stand up loudly and clearly for the rule of law, they are leading the charge in the opposite direction. But not Jack Smith. Kudos to him for continuing to be a much needed voice of clarity.
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.