S.E. Danesti

@seedanesti.bsky.social

📚 Terrible Writer 🕊️ Anti-War 🥧 Pro-Pie 🇲🇽 Support Immigrants 🧑‍🍼 Anti-Genocide 🏳️‍🌈 Support LGBT 🪖 Support Veterans 🐸 Real Info Warrior

My MAGA friends told me that loving a woman was gay. Then they told me that having kids and raising a family was gay. I decided to marry a man, then they called me super gay. You just can't win with these people.

My best friend has sworn to me that Mitch McConnell is alive. He also told me that Hillary Clinton was replaced by a Reptilian clone from the Alpha Draconis star system. He's never told a lie. I trust him implicitly.