Gonna rig my car so that instead of the stupid engine auto-shutoff at stoplights, it starts playing the Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater theme
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I don't even like being in regular traffic let alone doing it with humans
I hate watching a TV bar and then going to an actual one I want the TV bar experience, where you can say more than a word or two to the bartender—who also acknowledges your existence in the first place
Marketing is easy! Step 1: be an AI company CEO Step 2: say literally anything about your product, regardless of how obviously untrue it may be Step 3: every legacy media outlet reports it as a front page headline
I earnestly believe that one of our strongest tools for combatting the spread of fascism is good local government that is accountable to, and delivery results for, local communities in ways that they can recognize as making their lives better.
Decades from now when my kid asks what I did during this time I can point to this, the Clark st bike lanes, and all of the changes to Lincoln Square and proudly say I worked to bring my community together to make it cleaner, greener, safer, more welcoming and more accessible. I’m very proud of that
The comfort of knowing my watch is not going to yell at me to install a software update because it claimed it would install overnight but then didn't because I guess it got shy or something
There's apparently a bunch of AI chatbot outages I don't think I've ever been less affected by something
I would simply not give $300,000 to DHH Seems easy! I do it every day. In fact, I tend not to donate several hundred thousand dollars to widely documented white supremacists in general!
1Password faced immediate backlash from customers this week over a $300,000 pledge in support of a Linux distro created by David Heinemeier Hansson, who has regularly published overtly racist blog posts that include comments calling for deportation of ethnic minorities in Europe.
Human food should be categorized the same as dog food; by size and age "I'll have the adult large man food please"
We are to believe that cops—who routinely use the Punisher logo as an emblem of pride—are supposed to be able to assess situations accurately? Euhhhhhh....
“I didn’t understand the reality of the situation, I just vehemently cheered it on as hard as I possibly could in the grossest ways I could think of for clout”
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Half of all deodorant scents for men could just as easily be a ability in an MMO Forest Rush Arctic Force Dinosaur Launcher
Does anyone in earshot of this online text post have actually positive feelings about their cell provider? Specifically in the US, where as far as I am aware there are three awful options and then five thousand awful resellers who are all basically the same except one has Ryan Reynolds I guess?
My father got really deep into ancestry mapping a while back. His mother's side was Catholic, so there's meticulous records of generations of families from the church. His fathers side—he tracked about two generations back before it just became "many years of illiterate swamp people"
Would actually put forward that watching grass grow is a better use of time than doomscrolling despite what our brains are wired to tell us
Willing to bet the farm that he couldn't point to Lake Ontario on a map
Had the absolute pleasure of seeing Tim Curry as King Arthur in Spamalot on Broadway years ago. Was a blast. Rippo
For real tho; where is the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
do we need to have an intervention with Death or
It's difficult to imagine a life so devoid of meaning that you spend a significant percentage of your time thinking about who is allowed to play in after school children's sports
Getting word at this hour that Mt. St. Helens is not, repeat NOT, erupting. Will update this post as events warrant.
these people really want to make "racist" akin to a slur rather than what it is, a straightforward label for a set of beliefs and views. if you don't like the label because you, correctly, associate it with degenerate chuds, then get better beliefs