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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 20h ago

Beano #1196, June 19, 1965

A Surly Man tries to kill Biffo by spraying him with poisonous chemicals, but Biffo deftly dodges.
SURLY MAN: Huh! It's no use! I'll never hit the little pest!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2d ago

Beano #2280, March 29, 1986

Biffo, nude and steaming, has solved the Cold Water Problem.
BIFFO: I've solved the Cold Water Problem--

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2d ago

Beano #580, August 29, 1953

Buster has a wonderful time on the roller coaster blasting Biffo in the back of the head with his fully automatic pellet gun.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2d ago

Beano #2553, June 22, 1991

Biffo soaks in the tub wearing blue jeans with a vacant, glassy stare. The bar of soap in the soap dish looks strangely delicious.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 3d ago

Beano #2084, June 26, 1982

Biffo, wearing a cricket uniform (but no shoes) asks a policeman for directions while a couple of gawking onlookers look on gawkingly.
BIFFO: Ahem! Can you direct me to the cricket ground? I seem to have overdone my run-up a bit!
POLICEMAN: Chortle!

dave @daverson.bsky.social · 3d ago

GIVE ME BACK MY FATHER'S SKIN!
biffo demands the return of his father's hide

Out of Context Biffo the Bear@oocbiffo.bsky.social · 3d ago

Beano #556, March 14, 1953

Biffo asks his boss for a raise and is instantly denied.
BIFFO: You'll have to pay me more!
BOSS: No!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 3d ago

Beano #556, March 14, 1953

Biffo asks his boss for a raise and is instantly denied.
BIFFO: You'll have to pay me more!
BOSS: No!

Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 3d ago

I think I found what kind of horrible bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social is. And of course it's named after a deadly sin. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth_b...

The sloth bear, a hairy ursid with shaggy black fur and a gross pink face

Here it is with its two deplorable nephews, Cuddly and Duddley, riding on its back while it's trying to have some peace to read its "Beano" Book 1958. Humph!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 4d ago

Beano #1076, March 2, 1963

Biffo spends all night hiding in a tree from a vicious, snarling dog that hates him.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 4d ago

Beano #2134, June 11, 1983

Biffo goes on the news and kicks a clock off the ground with his loathsome foot.
BIFFO: Hup!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 4d ago

Beano #974, March 18, 1961

Biffo's grub is infested with vermin once again as his muffins and cheese slabs and cartoon meats with the bone sticking out are all undoubtedly covered in mouse excrement.
BIFFO: Drat those mice! They've been at his grub again!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 5d ago

Beano #657, February 19, 1955

Buster slips and falls mouth-first onto an icy sidewalk as Biffo provides play-by-play commentary.
BIFFO: Oh! He's slipped on a slide!

Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 5d ago

Panel 1: A lion arrives at the creepy taxidermist's shop, expressing interest in the cheap animal heads on display.

Panel 2: The lion's head has been added to the display. Biffo arrives. (Same panel as OP)

Panel 3: Biffo's head has been piled with the others. Buster arrives and laughs.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 5d ago

Beano #392, January 21, 1950

Biffo visits the Creepy Taxidermist to buy some severed animal heads, because they are cheap.

kudzusudzu.bsky.social @kudzusudzu.bsky.social · 6d ago

@oocbiffo.bsky.social I wonder why Biffo looks like that?

Pomela is curious about Biffo's true origins and a whole myriad of other crazy questions.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 6d ago

Beano #347, October 30, 1948

Biffo is attacked by flying sausages as a Middle-Aged Child sickos at him through the window.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #677, July 9, 1955

Buster vows to defeat and humiliate Biffo once and for all by making a two-tiered cake. Biffo sickos through Buster's open door and overhears everything.
BUSTER: I'll do better than Biffo-- I'll make a cake with two tiers!
BIFFO: So!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

The Oink! Book 1988

Boffo does not want to go to the zoo because they are boring.
HUMAN CHILD: Fancy coming to the zoo, Boffo?
BOFFO: Nah! Zoos are boring!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #587, October 17, 1953

Biffo plots Buster's doom at the funfair as he drives around in his stupid little baby car.
BIFFO: I'll fix Buster and his silly little car!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #800, November 16, 1957

Biffo struts as he proudly shows off his new yellow pimp hat. The wind blows faintly in the background, an ill omen of what is to come.
BIFFO: How do I look, chums?

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #1660, May 11, 1974

Biffo has fooled you, the readers, by floating away using a wooden board with large balloons tied to either end. He also hopes you will not notice the awkward tangent between the left balloon and the top panel border.
BIFFO: Heh-heh! Fooled you there for a minute, readers!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #1084, April 27, 1963

Biffo is dismayed that he cannot afford a rubber mattress like the one Buster has. He does not possess enough pre-decimal currency to purchase a rubber mattress. This saddens him but he accepts the truth of the situation, regardless of how depressing it may be.
BUSTER: This inflatable rubber mattress is just the thing for a snooze in the sun, but it costs £2/10/0d. That's a bit more than you can afford, eh, Biffo?
BIFFO: Too true!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #358, April 2, 1949

Biffo points at a clown. That's it.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #825, May 10, 1958

After hours and many unsuccessful attempts, Biffo stomps angrily to the Bottle Factory, confident in what he needs.
BIFFO: I know just what I need!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #2603, June 6, 1992

Biffo plays the drums with his face.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · last wk.

Beano #1410, July 26, 1969

Buster follows alongside the train on his bike solely to laugh at Biffo and his gigantic steamer trunk.
BUSTER: Ha-ha-ha!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Beano #1736, October 25, 1975

Buster helpfully(?) suggests Biffo try whistling to cure his chronic depression, which Biffo does in a damp and disgusting manner.
BUSTER: You look fed up, Biffo-- Try whistling-- That'll cheer you up!
BIFFO: Buster could be right-- I'll give it a try.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Beano #2060, January 9, 1982

Buster terrifies Biffo by pointing out some sort of entity that has followed him unnoticed. BIffo's jaw unhinges in horror.
BUSTER: Oh, no? He's right behind you!
BIFFO: Eek!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Beano #2219, January 26, 1985

Biffo sucks on an enormous plate of plain spaghetti with no sauce or any other toppings and thinks it is delicious.
BIFFO: Mmm! Delicious!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Beano #972, Mar 4, 1961