maybe this guy was never poor it's *harder than ever* to make dinner for 8 on $20 but trust me I can do it. *hamburger buns, 8 pk… 2.19 *½ lb american cheese… 2.99 *8 3oz burger patties…… 6.88 @ 4.59/lb 1 tomato, farmstand……… 1.00 local lettuce, farmstand… 2.00 fam size bag of chips…… 3.99 $19.06

Pé 🍺🧿@forevernever.bsky.social · 6h ago

You cannot make a dinner for a family of EIGHT on $20 of groceries. what the fuck. i don't care what sort of food you're preparing or where you're buying it from, that is impossible these days.

soup's on! #mushroomsoup

i can't believe they fucking threw Ireland into the sun

Paul Byrne@theplanetaryguy.com · 7h ago

This is the highest-resolution view of the surface of the Sun. Ever. Taken by the NSF's Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope, features as small as 19 km across can be resolved. The wispy things are magnetic field boundaries formed by Kelvin-Helmholtz instabilities. The island of Ireland for scale.

HEY I'M MUTING THIS THREAD NOW, AFTER BUTTING IN AND A FURTHER 8 CYCLES OF ME REPLYING TO YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO AND THAT THIS EXCHANGE IS NOT IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!

we were doing just fine without it literally two years ago. no one asked for it but you dipshits shoved it down our throats. Imagining AI suddenly being banned is like, BEST-case scenario.

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

my asian chef's knife sings like an anime katana (volume on s.v.p.}

here is a Clever Trick commercial button mushrooms don't have a really deep flavor so when i'm making a mushroom sauce/gravy/soup i rehydrate dried boletes and use the mushroom liquor & finely minced shroom to dramatically boost the flavor. #mushroomsoup

yes I know it's going to be 90f/32c today but the market stand had these mushrooms on markdown because white people don't buy imperfect veg and cream of mushroom soup is my #1 comfort food so GUESS WHAT #mushroomsoup

leaf by niggle

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 11h ago

Jenny Yu.

📻 My neat internet share of the day: fogpointradio.com/index.html

Witch cackling with her mouth but not her eyes. Is anything sadder.

tfw 0200 🌙 👀

president xi just trained the worlds next super AI on a toaster. meanwhile elon musk and dario amodei are huffing gas fumes from Colossus on the worlds GPUs

someone should tell the washington post that some 6th grader is using wapo trademarks on their stupid opinion tiktok

Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterday

Mamdani’s grocery delusion

It has pictures on the side so non English speakers know where to put their children.

tales from the bad ol' days: cheffin' it. working an italian wedding buffet, a large southern gentleman with his hat on indoors looking very suspiciously at a tray of fried polenta wedges. 'poh-lehn-tah? what's poh-lehn-tah?' 'sir, it's italian grits.' 'well shiit FUCK I LOVE GRITS!'

SorryHat@sorryhat.bsky.social · yesterday

No one tell the rich people about grits.

it doesn't surprise me no one's been able to commercially farm boletus mushrooms. they're fussy bastards and even when conditions seem perfect they still might not bloom in the same place in other words i was skunked again

fuck me, i just deja-vued fucking HARD i hope this timeline is better than the old one. at least my dog seems the same

There will NEVER be peace in the Middle East until the Jews stop hating Palestinians & the Islamists. Hatred is in Jews' DNA. Jewish children are taught to hate muslims, they’re indoctrinated in this hatred, they’re raised to be murderous adventurists. Peace with a people like this? Impossible.

i don't repost clanker slop and that includes clanker slop posted by mutuals sorry

no amount of updates can fix contempt for the userbase

tfw someone likes one of your months-old skeets

🤔 I might

fungible thadius🍥@fungiblethadius.bsky.social · yesterday

I would

only write ins today were for assemblyman and assemblywoman so of course I wrote in Hamburger Dan the Hamburger Man as well as Hamburger Dan the Hamburger Woman

lydelle buster@babyshoes4cash.com · 2y ago

four years ago i posted on fb that i was going to write in a vote for 'hamburger dan the hamburger man' for president because this state is definitely going for trump and a bunch of very normal people yelled at me about self fulfilling prophecies but i promised them hamburger dan needed it more

to every cis person patting ken on the back for being so cool fuck you. mr jeopardy got Gwen brigaded and suspended and if you think that's being an "ally" you're as big a fuckstain as he is. ken is a big name & doesn't need your support. instead, throw some support to the trans community.

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d ago

I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️

these banjo salt-and-pepper shaker set were originally a Deliverance movie promo, one was for the dueling banjos scene and the other for when ned beatty squealed like a piggy

you can tell brazilian ju jitsu from regular ju jitsu because for regular ju jitsu you wear a gi, and for brazilian ju jitsu you wax your balls

it's one thing for jonah hill to beat up some random fan who wants him to autograph their superbad dvd case. but i bet it's quite another to put him in an mma ring with a real fighter and watch his face get jake pauled