Conor McKegger

@conormckegger.bsky.social

In my “superposition between Dad and Son” era.

Thinking how lucky I am to have a partner who thinks it’s hot and encourages me to take vids jerking off in public restrooms and video arcades. There will be more of this type of content coming soon. 😈

Every few weeks I get my balls and hole waxed - the 15 minutes of discomfort is far, far preferable to the ongoing torture cycle of shaving and dealing with regrowth. And the results are *chefs kiss*

Every time I hit a vape and it’s like strawberry watermelon I suddenly have this like surge of himbo desire. The urge to emit a bovine giggle and put on a thong and short shorts goes up like 500%.

Oh hey not my no contact parent finding my insta and correcting me in public on the details of a post commemorating another family member. After trying to poison my memory of said family member. Which is why I’m no contact. Thanks for reminding me why I don’t want you in my life anymore.