Conor McKegger
@conormckegger.bsky.social
In my “superposition between Dad and Son” era.
Every time I hit a vape and it’s like strawberry watermelon I suddenly have this like surge of himbo desire. The urge to emit a bovine giggle and put on a thong and short shorts goes up like 500%.
Had some big toy time and then got railed and bred by my guy yesterday. Today my hole is the special kind of sore that just makes me want to get fucked more all day.
Oh hey not my no contact parent finding my insta and correcting me in public on the details of a post commemorating another family member. After trying to poison my memory of said family member. Which is why I’m no contact. Thanks for reminding me why I don’t want you in my life anymore.
Nothing makes you look like an automatic dipshit more than getting your man-panties in a bunch over casting a gorgeous black woman to play a role you weren’t expecting.
Okay EU, now mandate that social media apps need to separate message notification control from other bullshit notifications.
I suppose I owe you all a dick pic after that censored one.
Throwback…Saturday? 10 years ago. I refer to this time as my “super fitness boy” era. Alas the uncensored original is lost to time.
Having one of those days where I really just wanna blow off work and spend the day gooning while bouncing on a fat dildo.
Maybe this will be the year I get that birthday gangbang.
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I’ve got all these slutty speedos and no pool party to wear them at. 😭
Are there still non-fetish use cases for jockstraps in sports? It seems like the sporting world has moved on to compression shorts even for sports that need a cup.
I made a conscious choice to make this account solely about dicks and butts - both in my content and the content I consumed. Trying really hard to resist engaging in “pot lick ical” content so it doesn’t contaminate my feed since I have other primary sources for that.
Since I’m cold AF, here’s something for the connoisseurs of small softies. I’m definitely a grower.
RIP David Hockney, one of the most important queer artists of the 20th century. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_H... (We now return you to your regularly scheduled spicy conor content)
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1. Black licorice, aka “the food with the least nutritional value that tastes the most like poison”
American Scruffy 🏳️🌈 🇺🇸 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️⚧️@scruffygaydc.bsky.social · 3mo ago11. But I wouldn't call being vegetarian "picky". If you minus the cruelty, I'm a 2.
