I really don’t think Theo understands what kind of world he might be getting into and starting a rivial club has never worked out before. the Calfironia Tip Toppers Tall Club doesn’t take kindly to new clubs

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 6d ago

I reckon I might start the Burbank Tall Guys organization and I’d lead the meetings and we’d discuss what it’s like being a tall guy in today’s world.

I got a text message from random number with this photo and I still have no idea what it means can everyone please help me figure this out I sent a message back but I got no response

Finally the @internettheo2.bsky.social behavior has been noticed and action has been taken

Bluesky Safety@safety.bsky.app · 7d ago

Dogpiling or harassing users is unacceptable. We have taken recent action against accounts for this behavior, and we will be increasing our efforts, consistent with our Community Guidelines.

Frank has said and done some crazy some awful things in my time but I have to say his recent demand that I post a pic of my car engine to prove it isn’t the dirtiest in all of Burbank might in fact take the cake.

If Theo doesn’t pop open the hood and let us take a peak of that engine we can all assume that thing is dirty as hell

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 7d ago

Go to hell I’m not gonna let a freak like you get a look at my engine even though it’s good and clean.

Wait until Theo and his cronies see this one

Still thinking about what my life could have been like today if I would have got the Xbox mini fridge that was rightly earned. Probably played in the World Cup and Premier League by now

Frank Thorpe@frankthorpe.com · 2mo ago

Don’t be fooled by Theo’s tricks, check out this video and then you will realize why he has been so anti soccer lately

Theo will never have this and jealous of this vet who eats spicy wings for fun and even to do some spicy food challenge

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 4w ago

No no no no I wouldn’t die from the spicy chicken. I’m just describing what it would be like from someone else’s perspective to see me going to town on that spicy chicken.

Theo has nothing to worry about and should do the Dave’s Hot Chicken reaper challenge

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 4w ago

This idea that I am afraid to eat the dangerously spicy chicken because it might kill me is misinformation. I’ll eat the chicken When. The. Time. Is. Right. You know what? I’m a say that again: When. The. Time. Is. Right. Is when I’ll eat that chicken.

Can someone explain to me what the hell he is even talking about here? Is spidermsn is this some kind of msnbc parody skit

@internettheo2.bsky.social · last mo.

The identity of that new Spidermsn movie villain seems very annoying in that “we won’t say whether Benedict Cumberbatch is playing Khan or not” way.

I pulled some strings and was able to get this one for @internettheo2.bsky.social if this doesn’t get me my Xbox mini fridge I don’t know what else will work really

New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Burbank, California Pop: 102,511 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burbank,_California Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=129469256 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=115157750 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=190718092

We all know Theo is just jealous that The Oregon Caveman Inc has been producing real coins and bills for Grants Pass for years and theocoin failed and Burbank can barely make a library coin no one cares about

@internettheo2.bsky.social · last mo.

Don’t praise the coins

I hate bragging on here but I got a fat stack of these gold coins set aside for my retirement

Excited to announce that I have been selected as Patriot of the Month

You would think that someone lucky enough to be able to see this movie in the 70mm IMAX format would be respecting the film and industry but this guy has sent out about 100 posts while I am am here without even a single theatre capable of showing this in 70mm IMAX in grants pass let alone in Oregon

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Just got an Odyssey in 70mm ticket because someone I know couldn’t use theirs tonight. I was resigned to waiting a few weeks to see it.

@frankthorpe.com you've gotta tell her no more Steam Giftcards unless Liv stops promoting conversion therapy.

NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️@nhathanielh.bsky.social · 2mo ago

👀👀

Oh ya this is boring and unsafe what an idiot

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oh wow

Don’t let Theo tell you this is a fake joke roach because this is real and most people in Burbank have heard of the roach problem at Flappers and there is a mass cover up by the likes of Leno and Theo and his Burbank cronies

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I can’t imagine a hip happening exclusive place like Flappers Comedy Club would have that many roaches.

All this just because he is jealous of the Grants Pass caveman

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Frank, Burbank is ALREADY and important and vital town for the comics world what with the major motion picture studios being located here and also our Batman statue right outside the AMC 16 and the Green Lamtern statue outside the Jamba Juice at the Empire Center etc

I have a question for all you scientists out there and I know there are a lot of eggheads on bluesky im allergic to cats could I possibly give a cat a bath and then use that bath water in tea, ramen or something to boost my resistance to whatever cat allergies I am dealing with? Please respond ASAP

CM Punk is the champion and completely miserable.

I tried to warn him

@internettheo2.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Frank has to be insane thinking some video of a lady w a weird voice is going to “ruin my day”. I’ll keep cool and calm like I always do.

Better back the fuck off Taco Bell because everything I read you can’t even wash that shit off

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Federal and state health officials are reportedly investigating whether Taco Bell restaurants played a role in one of the largest U.S. outbreaks of an illness that causes explosive diarrhea

I know this will make a lot of my jealous haters mad but you know I had to post my girl Liv

A better one for Balogun: TUNE: COME AS YOU ARE AND I SWEAR THAT HES FOLARIN BALOGUN FOLARIN BALOGUN FOLARIN BALOGUN

Jason Sinclair@jsinclair.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What the hell is this? They should have lost by 30.

The actions of the last week have led me to the conclusion that Trump really was just dragging out the ceasefire so that Iran would not attack Saudi Arabia during WWE Night of Champions, an event run by a company he has invested in and one which has invested in him.

Don’t be fooled by Theo’s tricks, check out this video and then you will realize why he has been so anti soccer lately

Happy Fourth of July. As a reminder per the 7-11 hot dog bill of rights you are legally allowed to put as much chili and cheese on that dog as you want it’s your legal right as an American and there is nothing they can even do about it. I print this out and carry it just in case.