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Eli Parham
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Lvl 35 goat, reader, coffee and sparkling water addict, tech trainer. I mostly just re-post articles from The Onion. 18+ only please 💙 @chipcottontail.bsky.social Pfp: @scarfshepherd.bsky.social
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“Female Americans, you are being called upon to serve the most important men in our country,” said Hegseth
U.S. Instates Military Wife Draft
WASHINGTON—Pledging to do everything in his power to ensure the mental and physical needs of his troops were being fulfilled, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Thursday that the United States h...
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LETS GO!! I'm so looking forward to my new sona! LETS GO! LETS GO! ^^ I want to paint my character more in the future ^^ I love art so much!! Thank you everyone ^^
Almost got in a fight on my run today. Bird was not happy that I was in their neighborhood.
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Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum https://theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-accept-his-ultimatum-or-face-wrath-of-next-ultimatum/
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/
Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles-to-hold-speaker-gavel-while-wearing-anti-masturbation-mitts/
“It may be hard to tell from where you’re sitting, but trust me, I’m not taking it easy in Dreamland,” said the 80-year-old Donald Trump
Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland
WASHINGTON—Vehemently defending his controversial closed-eye moments, President Donald Trump insisted Monday that his frequent naps were necessary to protect U.S. interests in Dreamland. “It may be ha...
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Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-clarifies-absence-due-to-brief-planned-trip-to-afterlife/
Guy Violently Coughing On Bus Better Just Have Throat Cancer https://theonion.com/guy-violently-coughing-on-bus-better-just-have-throat-cancer/
Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad https://theonion.com/barack-obama-pretends-to-be-canadian-while-traveling-abroad/
GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag https://theonion.com/gop-allies-claim-they-met-with-mitch-mcconnell-inside-body-bag/
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes https://theonion.com/study-97-of-average-americans-day-spent-retrieving-6-digit-codes/
Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters
Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters
WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athl...
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Waking to my office today, I saw another guy going towards his. He was wearing basketball shorts, a T-shirt, and shiny, polished dress shoes with no socks. I must know his story.
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number https://theonion.com/landlord-forced-to-raise-rent-due-to-thinking-of-bigger-1850922943/
Trump Indicates Desire For Speedy End To World https://theonion.com/trump-indicates-desire-for-speedy-end-to-world/
Missed Call From Dad At 9 A.M. Strikes Terror Into Area Man’s Heart https://theonion.com/missed-call-from-dad-at-9-a-m-strikes-terror-into-area-1819576617/
