matt demon
@ayshaufarah.bsky.social
Locus and Bafta-nominated writer and narrative designer. life is strange | hiveswap | magic the gathering | pathologic | amplitudes anthology formerly a narrative lead at deck nine games. co-host of Worker's Lit
I love Bluesky because I will make a joke post this stupid and still get people workshopping my post in the replies
matt demon@ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 2mo agoIt’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
well in that case they should sell me dragon age for a shiny nickel
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 19h agoEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.
Black Sails is about being gay and destroying the British empire, two great tastes that taste great together
i have the same problem with Nolan that I have with Flanagan, i.e. he has very sexy ideas that are then implemented in the least sexy way imaginable
watching the expanse or as i like to call it "Space Fuckboys"
It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully
Excited to announce I’ve done another humorous typo of a male actors name and will be henceforth changing my dn. Everybody get ready
You ever think about the Magnus Archives episode that’s just about a guy whose upstairs neighbor has just filled his entire apartment with meat
Hobo JC Dentons, unemployed Matrix Squiddies and anti-war Terminators join rebel Princess-CEOs in haxxin the planet - in Neofeud, 70% off in the Steam Cyberpunk Fest! store.steampowered.com/app/673850/N... #indiedev #visualnovel #indiegame #retrogame #NoAI #scifi #art #artist #Steam #Cyberpunk
(hotd) ormund hightower has some of the worst vibes in the show and that is saying something
I recently turned down on talk on "How I always stay employed", because I said that it's a question I'm not comfortable with - largely because anything after 2022 means the answer is "LUCK". We are not solely in a skill based Battle Royale right now.
Had an amazing time at gen con, up to and including the tornado. Thank you to everyone who came to my panels, AMA, or said hi! I barely knew anyone at the start of the weekend and I felt very welcome.
Huge news for all the Aysha gets mad heads out there
Workers’ Lit Podcast@workerslit.bsky.social · 2d agoOn the newest Workers' Lit @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social of the incredible @worstpossible.world podcast joins us to take on our VP's new nightmare of a memoir/2028 propaganda piece, "Communion: Finding My Way Back To Faith" Together, we'll call him a fake Catholic and a real rotten piece of shit
This Lyft is playing a slow emotional arrangement of “I’m in love with a stripper”
simply love a sentence that improves exponentially word by word
matt demon@ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 4d agoWe were in the sex panel and there was a tornado so we had to move across the hall to the improv panel.
We were in the sex panel and there was a tornado so we had to move across the hall to the improv panel.