Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
Genuine comedy as I look up when trash pickup will resume, see that they’re going to do it today, and then turn around to see the trash truck. Our can was still tied to the recycle can and behind the cars which are trapped in by a fallen cable lmao
I’m really really sad to say that our Ifit tree was uprooted by the storm and we have no way to replant her because she’s so big… we still have the four baby trees and two of them survived the storm in the ground. But I’m really crushed to lose this beautiful tree
I’m using my Halloween decorations as emergency lighting
Really wanna read the short story where Zach eats Trevor’s ass but I do not have that short story collection in hard copy so I guess I’ll just imagine it
Hello, as I sit and wait for Typhoon Champi, please tell me fun and interesting things you are doing or want to do (or books!!! You are reading!!!)
I have one (1) friend in the whole world who is a math person AND a reading person and she recommended the before the coffee gets cold books to me. And she just started a book club podcast that’s us court system based lol this is how it feels to get mogged
Doing something different with my app that’s supposed to keep me off my phone and it gives me math problems and it’s crazy how I’m good at math calculations and logic but money math is basically reflexive at this point my brain stem does money math
A fire truck just turned off their siren to go past Peanut because he was scared 😭😭😭
I mixed chia seeds in yogurt overnight and it made a very THICC yogurt
Hey if it feels like every three months I’m getting menaced by a typhoon it’s because every three months I get menaced by a typhoon
There’s going to be a bad storm this weekend and I’ll probably lose power so I gotta decide what I’m gonna read or if I will just read Murderbot or PHM again
My mom is obsessed with this fucking squid and she wants a plush really bad but the ones on Etsy are too big so I’m paying a local crotchet artist to make a little one for Christmas
I had never given ART full access to my brain. I had let it alter my body, but not this.
I’m rereading Drawing Blood for the first time in a very looooong time and, bro, the magic is still there
Quite recently I ate a delicious pastry and foolishly left the bag from the delicious pastry on the couch bedside me where Max found it and put his whole entire grapefruit-sized head in it and then wobbled around like a drunk pastry seeking idiot
Heard some weird noises, took my headphones off, turned around and saw this sprinting towards me
Reading is kinda gay. Oh you’re experiencing the interiority of another guy? Pause.
Trying kombucha for the first time as part of a mixed drink and it might be good
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
his torn body and gashed soul bled into one another; and so interfusing, made him mad
Finished Dracula and then accidentally read all of Sayaka Murata’s Earthlings in an afternoon because it grabbed me
The weather up north has been really bad so the GIANT FRUIT BATS have migrated down here temporarily and people are filming swarms of huge bats this October :)
Tidied my maximalist and overstuffed bookcases and craft area
Collected 606 canned goods for a seasonal food drive please clap
The book swaps were so cutely wrapped that for this book swap I have Made an Effort
I thought I heard a parrot when I took Peanut to the vet and it was a macaw!!! Who is cared for by someone I just met through book stuff!!!! Girl, a MACAW???