Me llamo Jeff desu

@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social

Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)

Genuine comedy as I look up when trash pickup will resume, see that they’re going to do it today, and then turn around to see the trash truck. Our can was still tied to the recycle can and behind the cars which are trapped in by a fallen cable lmao

I’m really really sad to say that our Ifit tree was uprooted by the storm and we have no way to replant her because she’s so big… we still have the four baby trees and two of them survived the storm in the ground. But I’m really crushed to lose this beautiful tree

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I have one (1) friend in the whole world who is a math person AND a reading person and she recommended the before the coffee gets cold books to me. And she just started a book club podcast that’s us court system based lol this is how it feels to get mogged

Doing something different with my app that’s supposed to keep me off my phone and it gives me math problems and it’s crazy how I’m good at math calculations and logic but money math is basically reflexive at this point my brain stem does money math

Quite recently I ate a delicious pastry and foolishly left the bag from the delicious pastry on the couch bedside me where Max found it and put his whole entire grapefruit-sized head in it and then wobbled around like a drunk pastry seeking idiot