The Long Haul Hoss
@longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦 Happily engaged to starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉 (18+ only at this truckstop, please.)
@kieshagreenscale.bsky.social gifted me this amazing bust of Haul by @savannahclyde.bsky.social. it was a complete surprise and brightened up my day. They did an amazing job!!!
I just read that back to myself and Jesus Christ I'm too old to be a tic-toker
The Long Haul Hoss@longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 3d agoDoes anybody know the name of the audio that's like a bass song that furries are dancing to, and like, when the baseline goes off they shake their ears?
Does anybody know the name of the audio that's like a bass song that furries are dancing to, and like, when the baseline goes off they shake their ears?
@kieshagreenscale.bsky.social gifted me this amazing bust of Haul by @savannahclyde.bsky.social. it was a complete surprise and brightened up my day. They did an amazing job!!!
That sandwich you got from Chick-fil-A helped to fund this happening. Thanks.
QueerAF@wearequeeraf.com · 7d agoICYMI: The nation of Niger has become the first nation in the world to criminalise asexuality as part of a wider crackdown on the LGBTQIA+ community
Are there any tiktok audio or trends that you'd like to see me act out?
I've had three kids do the arm pump thing today. I'm going to call that a sign of good luck for the rest of the day.
Shot a longer video last night, talking about a streak of bad luck I had on this last run. I'm still finding my legs with talking to the camera, and I'm learning how to use the editing software but I think this one turned out okay. A bit slow at first, but it picks up youtu.be/VkpWm0sih_s?...
LHH vlog: An unlucky run
YouTube video by Long Haul Hoss
youtu.be
Furries should position their fursuits in their homes like Japanese armor, waiting in the corner ready to stand up and do battle.
Shot a longer video last night, talking about a streak of bad luck I had on this last run. I'm still finding my legs with talking to the camera, and I'm learning how to use the editing software but I think this one turned out okay. A bit slow at first, but it picks up youtu.be/VkpWm0sih_s?...
LHH vlog: An unlucky run
YouTube video by Long Haul Hoss
youtu.be
Just recorded a vlog about the shit show that was today and it ended up being almost 9 minutes lol.
Absolute clown shit. This is only going to serve to make the state poorer, and destroy any public infrastructure that depends on tax income, making it less safe for everyone.
Aperture Flash@apertureflash.bsky.social · last wk.Jesus christ, if you're a Canadian and you own property in Florida, first of all; why? Second of all, you should probably sell it ASAP even if this doesn't pass through. www.cbc.ca/news/world/f...
Definitely an interesting thread to read.
Almond@almondsquirrel.bsky.social · last wk.Imagine how humiliating it must be for an ad company to demand content changes to a site like FA, only for that to cause the ads viewers to literally pay -more- money directly to FA to get the advertiser to fuck off. Like, the money was there all you had to do was not fuck with it.
Dispatch: "good news Haul, you're getting Monday off..... But you need to leave Saturday afternoon for a Sunday unload in Hamilton." Me: "....oh"
Hay there! Welcome to my page! Expect to find jokes, trucking, horses, and gayness! I've also recently started a YouTube telling stories from the road, if you wanted to check that out! youtube.com/@longhaulhos... Grab a parking space, have a cup of coffee and rest up for a while!
Definitely not making Furnal Equinox this year.... probably not making CanFur either, unfortunately.
If you use a lapel mic with your first suit, what kind do you use, and where do you usually put it?
*Pulls over in a good spot to film* *Instantly forgets every single story from his career*