The Long Haul Hoss

@longhaulhoss.bsky.social

Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦 Happily engaged to starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉 (18+ only at this truckstop, please.)

Beginning your transition to formal sfw illustrations by piggy-backing on your viewership from your nsfw account makes me feel like the dick-in-ass pony from that fucking happyroadkill comic

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Continuing to draw. I drew my gnome character from a TTRPG I'm in. Their name is Pembi Piippo. They're a naive little ray of sunshine who is a carpenter. They got magic powers like 3 months ago. I still have a lot I need to work on, but overall I'm satisfied with my progress on this.

A gnome with purple hair holds a small flame aloft at shoulder height. The smile they wear is calm and satisfied and their green eyes focus on the flame. In their left hand the hold a staff of mirthril, while both arms bear bracelets of red leather. Their vest is sewn from the same red leather, with swirling yellow designs stitched into the fabric. Yellow accents adorn the hems and match the color of the buttons on the front. A skirt of a lighter yellow hangs down below the vest. Grasses are woven over the cloth of the skirt and fall like vines hanging over the cloth. Simple brown boots cover their feet and chords of silver bind them to their legs.A gnome with purple hair holds a small flame aloft at shoulder height. The flame illuminates their features casting light and shadow on the gnome's face and form. The smile they wear is calm and satisfied and their green eyes focus on the flame. In their left hand the hold a staff of mirthril, while both arms bear bracelets of red leather. Their vest is sewn from the same red leather, with swirling yellow designs stitched into the fabric. Yellow accents adorn the hems and match the color of the buttons on the front. A skirt of a lighter yellow hangs down below the vest. Grasses are woven over the cloth of the skirt and fall like vines hanging over the cloth. Simple brown boots cover their feet and chords of silver bind them to their legs.

Furthermore, if you think I'm somehow more qualified or a better trucker simply because I'm a white dude who was born here with a rural background, you can fuck right off, you ain't my brother. Experience, diligence, and practice is what makes the gear jammer, not background. #Trucking

Aperture Flash@apertureflash.bsky.social · 2w ago

The other day somebody called me "one of the last white Canadian truckers." Like it was some kind of compliment. That shit annoys the hell out of me. Please don't use me as a White Knight for your racist bullshit.

The other day somebody called me "one of the last white Canadian truckers." Like it was some kind of compliment. That shit annoys the hell out of me. Please don't use me as a White Knight for your racist bullshit.