4 phones simultaneously going mental in my car (twice) in central London traffic, and all to state the bleeding obvious. Not ideal

Footballers should just be banned from speaking in public about anything ever. #AVFC

Checkmate, Nige.

I now instantly like the man. www.facebook.com/share/r/18uU...

Perfectly happy with that. Bring on the real games. #AVFC

I may have to revisit this opinion.

Phil@philcx.bsky.social · 5d ago

I agree with the first bit. I disagree that Maatsen is the answer (unless the question is “Name me a left back who isn’t good enough for Villa”).

Known to his mates as Jimmy Scrabble

John Townley@johntownley.bsky.social · 2d ago

GOAL: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia opens the scoring for PSG after what was a bright start from Villa. Beats Marco Bizot far too easily at his near post. PSG 1-0 #AVFC

What a shit typist. L is nowhere near N on the keyboard.

Ffs, London.

MrsCx & CxJunior are away in that London doing creative stuff, so I’m fending for myself and simultaneously rationalising the chest freezer. You know they say you shouldn’t freeze anything for more than three months… …that’s just a guideline, right?

Way too easy if you play Sunday rules. #MorningtonCrescent

www.maptap.gg August 9 98🎯 96🔥 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 Final score: 979 Absolute doddle today.

Trump 2.0

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 6d ago

Fifa launches new attack on media over alleged ‘concerted effort’ to undermine Gianni Infantino

Crazy solution. Still wasting medicines but now making 75 swimming pools unusable #burnhamsbritain

I'm not making much of it, to be honest. I didn't know about any of this until yesterday, but did a bit of digging last night. The guy who "leaked" / reported the story has a track record of blackmailing players and agents. Make of that what you will. Not exactly clear cut, so i'll avoid judgement.

Look, I’m going to say this one last time. His name is Ruggeri. No, it does not sound like Rug Area, and no, mentioning Danny’s head in connection with him is NOT funny. Grow up.

www.maptap.gg August 5 90👑 100🎯 90👑 95🏅 95🏅 Final score: 940 Who knew that playing Risk would ever come in handy?

I initially read this as faecal injury, and was very confused. 💩

John Townley@johntownley.bsky.social · last wk.

HT: Villa lead Thailand thanks to goals from Buendia and Lindelof. Alysson played a part in both goals and was a constant threat. Gomes also excellent in midfield, breaking up play and driving the team forward. Garnacho came off with a facial injury. BG Pathum 0-2 #AVFC

Stupendous news!

Jacob Tanswell@jacobtanswell.bsky.social · 2w ago

Aston Villa's appeal to register Brian Madjo has been accepted by the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS). CAS took into account several factors involving Madjo's case. 17yo thought very highly with Emery keen to include him in his squad for competitive matches. @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC

www.maptap.gg August 4 100🎯 100🎯 86🎓 98🎯 100🎯 Final score: 966 Poland. Meh.

Morning, @kieronocall.bsky.social Is this the real birthday or one of the many fake ones? If real, have a good day. If not, meh. Regards Phil

www.maptap.gg August 2 96🔥 98🎯 99🎯 100🎯 75🙂 Final score: 917 Kazakhstan is another stupidly large country.

I’m driving, several others are drinking to the point of being irritating, so it’s either dick about with the camera on the new phone or cause a diplomatic incident.

Congratulations to Spain on winning the last ever World Cup.

Anyone have the faintest idea what’s going on with Tammy?

John Townley@johntownley.bsky.social · 2w ago

#AVFC starting XI vs Real Sociedad: Bizot; Cash, Cisse, Mings; Maatsen; Gomes, Barkley; Burrowes, Buendia, Hemmings; Madjo. Subs: Wright, Pau, Jimoh-Aloba, Bogarde, Nedeljkovic, Rowe, Borland, Broggio, Carroll, Lynch.

www.maptap.gg July 28 98🎯 98🎯 65🤫 96🔥 95🏅 Final score: 899 Brazil can fuck off.

The Argentinian comments below Dibu’s post on Instagram are absolutely mental. #AVFC

www.maptap.gg July 27 100🎯 100🎯 98🎯 95🏅 38😶 Final score: 795 Too early in the morning.

You know what to do the next time Shopify appears as a checkout option.

Rachel Gilmore@rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 3w ago

Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?