www.maptap.gg September 4 96🔥 93🏆 100🎯 80✨ 82🌟 Final score: 875 India and Kazakhstan. No bloody chance.

Great article. Thanks to Jacob for making it free to read. Head spinning stuff. Everyone involved must be exhausted and delighted the window is shut for another 4 months.

Jacob Tanswell@jacobtanswell.bsky.social · 3d ago

Inside Aston Villa's "mad" summer window: 🟣"A new generation is coming" 🟤Story of key exits 🟣UEFA assurances for Jackson 🟤Estupinan/Ruggeri 🟣Bogarde Sunderland 🟤Joy with Mbaye - winger search 🟣CB quest 🟤Jamaldeen West Ham 🟣Grealish ➕More - free to read @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC

Transfer deadline day in England where, due to financial "rules", 5 clubs can do whatever the fuck they please and the rest of the league has to spend exorbitant sums on constantly swapping mediocre jobbers between themselves

www.maptap.gg September 1 99🎯 100🎯 80🤗 92🏆 92🏆 Final score: 911 Perfectly happy with that considering the size of DRC and China

www.maptap.gg August 30 80✨ 98🔥 95🏅 99🎯 80✨ Final score: 905 Happy enough with that. New Zealand isn’t a proper country anyway.

So, who are we likely to lose to the international break. Cba to check, if I’m being honest. #AVFC

Anyone else completely sick of this rain now? 😜

The FIFA Peace Prize winner, everyone.

Depressingly accurate.

Just when you thought they’d got as stupid as they could possibly be.

Whaley Queen of the Woke@simonwhale.bsky.social · last wk.

Downgrade a movie Mission Fairly Difficult

Emma writes songs ☘️@emmagee.bsky.social · last wk.

Downgrade a movie Ben Him (Yes, spelling you pedants).

Downgrade a movie Star Wars Episode V The Empire Writes a Strongly Worded Letter of Complaint.

Downgrade a movie Gums

Cash, Torres, Maatsen (sort of) Kamara, McGinn, Buendia. Is that all that’s left of what we considered our first choice 11 last year?

www.maptap.gg August 27 96🔥 87🎓 93🏆 97🔥 57😞 Final score: 831 Ffs, China

Not sure if this one is true. Could just be a careless whisper.

Paul Edwards@therealpaule.bsky.social · last wk.

This is interesting. Was very highly-rated before he went to Wham and then he fell off a cliff #avfc

I foresee the block button being used a lot tonight. Not you, of course. You’re not an illiterate fuckwit. Are you?

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

I’m all for this.

Sue Mason-Burns@suemasonburns.bsky.social · last wk.

I kinda hope they don't bother announcing when twatkins goes. Just delete him from the website and replace his name in the records with "former striker"

Make a novel smaller The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Grimsby

Make a novel smaller A Tale of a City

Make a novel smaller Just round the corner from the madding crowd

Des 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪@villades82.bsky.social · 2w ago

Make a novel smaller To slightly hurt a mockingbird

Make a novel smaller Life of 3.1

Des 🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪@villades82.bsky.social · 2w ago

Make a novel smaller To slightly hurt a mockingbird

Dow we think this deleted Watkins Insta post is real, or just the usual click bait BS? #AVFC

Make a band bigger: They Are Giants

Duncan Jones@manmademoon.bsky.social · 2w ago

Make a band bigger: Full Young Cannibals

Make a band bigger: They Are Giants

Duncan Jones@manmademoon.bsky.social · 2w ago

Make a band bigger: Full Young Cannibals

Fixed that for you, @avfcstatto.bsky.social

Aston Villa Statto@avfcstatto.bsky.social · 2w ago

🚨💣 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Ollie Watkins has NOT trained with Aston Villa's squad in recent days after making clear his intentions to leave per Jacob Tanswell. Unai Emery avoided clarifying whether the 30-year-old refused to play against Brighton & if he feels let down. Poor from Ollie this is. #AVFC

Think I’ll take the bike out.

If he genuinely has downed tools after we stuck with him through literally months of being shit, he can fuck right off and won’t be welcomed in the future back by me. Also, I never want to hear about the PL goal record ever again. #AVFC

www.maptap.gg August 23 96🔥 98🔥 85🎓 86🎓 87🎓 Final score: 883 Rubbish today