"Fast" Eddie Rhino

@earino.bsky.social

Husband, father, generic archetype

Still listening to Regarde! Bangaranga and Choke Me from Eurovision 2026. Have added Ya Ya Ya to the rotation. I feel too old to get into pop music and yet here I am just Bangaranging away.

Every time... Me on the way to the gym: "I'm so sore, why am I doing this? I could be at home eating pastries with my sweetie.." Me leaving the gym: "Heck yeah that was awesome... I feel amazing! Can't wait to come back and work twice as hard next time!"

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I truly believe that if aliens visited earth they'd be able to avoid detection the same way biologists learned what it takes to blend into a herd of antelope, and all it would take to disarm us are phrases like "oh I was homeschooled"