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PathogenVT

@pathogenvt.bsky.social

🇵🇷 🇬🇹🗽 Vtuber Freelance Artist Clipper Hobbyist VT papa: @mrmaskch.bsky.social Art Tag: #PathOArts Clip Tag: #PathOClips Prn: He/Him/We/Us Find my Links at: https://guns.lol/pathogenvt

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Yggy 🌳🍄Tree VTuber🌳🍄@yggy.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hey chat what do we think of our completely seriously written fanfics

It was a glorious day in the flower castle, the seven suns were shining bright, and Flowery was admiring Asgores tight ass. Then Flowery felt the presence of a lightner near the Flower King Entrance.
As Flowery walked out from behind a continently placed lamp post, he didn't see Kris or Susie like he expected, instead he saw a man a bit older than gorey approaching.
"Hello, its me,
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"-Flower" Said Flowery, all floral like. "Hello, it's me Jesus Christ" Jesus said Jesusly. "Do you need help with anything" Asked Jesus (I haven't read the bible sorry for potential mischaracterization.) Flowery shook his had "I think I'm good, me and the 6 other flowers are helping my best friend ASSgore with something near and dear to him.
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Jesus asked: "may I come in?" as he made the flowers of the shop bloom with 7x more vitality. Asgore looked up in awe "My lord..." he said. So they all sat together and discussed the beauty of creation. But just then, an evil man approached the shop. An elderly man with a scowl on his face and a ballistic missile in his pocket. "This dark world was promised to me 3000 years ago" he said. It was the big Yahu. He went in for the kill, choking Asgore with his hands. But in that moment, Flowery looked to Jesus with a humble plea: "Lend me your power..." And at that moment Flowery was baptized. The Holy Spirit came upon him with such might that his Jarona obliterated the big Yahu, and the shop was saved. The end.

Frank Reynolds appreoached Flowery, who very homosexual, drinking 1`- beers at once. JHe drops his magnum conom for his magnom dong and flowery immediately bends over. "Hey big guy" he says gayly. "Oh family inappropriate word my balls" Frank says. He tries to run but Flowery's Jarona is too strong and Frank collapses in agony and... pleasure??? The two begin passionately making out, Flowery letting out very repetitive lines. He's about to put his stamen in Frank when he says "Ja-ust kidding" and opens his jacket to let out a swarm of bees.
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Frank screams for anyone, Dennis, Charlie, Mac, hell even Dee, but none come to his aid to face the flower man. From the bar he hears: "LEND ME YOUR POWER!!" As a giant explosion of gay rainbow light blows the ceiling off. Omega Flowery was born of the powers of the 7 colored flowers combined, and now he was REALLY gonna get that ass. Frank shot his pistol, but nothing worked. He missed every shot because the bees were in his eyes. He was doomed.
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"Your name is Flowery right?" Asked Frank
"Yeah" Said omega Faggery
"Well, it looks like I'm fuckeryed" Frank said dryly as laughter and applause came from an unseen crowd.
"Ok that was kinda funny I guess," said the omega, "but I'm gonna omega killery you now." and then Flowery's Jarona exploded from his "nether regions" and violently killed frank from It's Always Sunny In PhiladelphiaÂ©
The End?

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P-Ballin walked into the restaurant, rather hungry and sat down at a table. "Hello, are you ready to order?" asked Jimmy Neutron. "Uh can I get some soup please?" Said P-Ballin. "Sure, what kind?" Asked Jimmy Neutrinio. "Uhhh, the Gazpacho sounds good" said P-Ballin (short for Pacho-Ballin).
"Here's your Soup" said Jimmy Neutral. "Thank you, but can I get I get
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My Comically Large Spoon™?" asked Ms Pacho.
"Uhh, we don't have any comically large spoons here, did you bring one from home?" said Jimothy Proton- er Neutron
"WHAT?!!!" Exclaimed P-B, "How can you not have a comically large spoon, they're all the rage, you should invest in a few."
"Well I'll talk to my manager about it" Said Jimmy Neutty.
"Well that's my mean ruined, now how am I gonna eat my Gazpacho..." P-Ballin said sadly
"I think I can help with that" said
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SANS UNDERTALE????

"Quman, I remember youre genocides" he says as he whips out Frisk from his pocket.

Frisk remains there nonbinarily.

Jimmy takes out his Skeleton Repellant and sprays it at Sans who decides "fuck this" and leaves. "It ain't worth it"

On the way out, like a boss drop, he left a comically big spoon. Not quite a commonly large spoon, but P-Ballin wasn't complaining. She NEEDED that gazpacho NOW.

So she takes the spoon and gives a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig slurp of that good good soup. Except she begins to feel funny inside. The soup became slime and it starts coating her on the outside, completely encasing her in a shell of slime.

Jimmy picks her up and takes her to the back with the other statues.

"Another piece to the collection"

The door chime rings. "Hello, are you ready to order?" Jimmy asks.

"I'll have the gazpacho"

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There came a day before the roaring when FUCKING BIRDLEY figured out how to turn people into catgirls. So he took his invention into a dark world where a tree turned into a woman, and turned her into a cat. Thus began the story of FUCKING. BIRDLEY. And the Kittree.
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The kittree immediately begins meowing at FUCKING. BIRDLEY. But this wasn't the kind of meow Birdley expected. it was more... demonic. Sinister. Like a deep growl of a lioness. Birdley pissed his pants in fear and... arousal??? He couldn't explain it but it was fight or flight and he was a flightless berd...ley.

Birdley gently approached the kittree, holding out a piece of cheese as an offering. This kittree despised cheese, however and immediately bit Birdley's wing off and spat the cheese in his face. Birdley screams in pain. His fucking wing's gone. AND IT WAS HIS MASTURBATION WING!!!! Maybe he can use this to get pity points on the ladiessssssssss.
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But for all her ferocity the Kittree was still just a kitty...tree, so Berdly, who was trying his darndest to no bleed to death used his good non-masturbation wing to give the "ferocious" Kittree head pats, the Kittree was instantly pacified and purred similarly to an actually house cat, and her meows were much more like that of your typical house cat, though the human undertone still implied a flustered bashfulness, like she was in denial of actually being the catgirl she was always meant to be. She helped used magic to heal Berdly's wing and all she said was a simple "NYAAAA~" Nothing more happened because Berdly is a minor.

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 3d ago

I will also be attending this day of common onions with my fellow mates!!

Inabien Velvetale@inabien.bsky.social · 3d ago

Ohabien everybun~ Sup? Melting bunny here. Community day today. I will just see what others wanna do and go along with that if I am able to. Brain is puddle, body is overheated, mind evaporated.

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ain't that Parker Girl cute?

Fish 🐟@dizzyvicky.bsky.social · last wk.

FISH

Melia 💞 BACK TO STREAMING @melia.live · 2w ago

AAAAAAA THIS IS AMAZINGGGGGG TYYYY

PathogenVT@pathogenvt.bsky.social · 2w ago

@melia.live appreciates the benefits of being a literary genius #Melillust

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last wk.

Almost forgot, but I can finally share this secretive art of @pandawavt.bsky.social I made for her debut that happened today!! #pandawaart

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 2w ago

@melia.live appreciates the benefits of being a literary genius #Melillust

I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 2w ago

Uni seems to like the new box. Melting Uni…

A black-and-white cat relaxing in a shoe box

Pissed-Off Scientist @rockney.bsky.social · 2w ago

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Btw sorry for not streaming lately but my eyes were quite literally burned open with a focused laser so it'll be a minute or 2 PFFT

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Said it on twitter But: Bestie is having a super important and special event right now! So go ahead and support the Bun with love and appreciation for the effort he's put into his content <3

Inabien Velvetale@inabien.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ohabien everybun~ Sup!? Gonna be starting the 5th Banniversary stream soon! You all are invited! Join me on stream at twitch.tv/inabien_vt and/or on Discord at discord.gg/NbzWykBGB?ev...

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 2w ago

He's a very welcoming lil guy #PathOClips

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 3w ago

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PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 3w ago

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEEEEND!!! GRAHH!! @dynasticfire.bsky.social <3 <3 <3

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 4w ago

WELCOME!!! #PathOClips

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 4w ago

Not enough green right? #VgenComm for @Rooski the Man on twitter/Twitch and Youtube~

AliceSilvrFox @alicesilvrfox.bsky.social · 4w ago

#Live #ScuffFop #ShrineMaidenGaming We're live but not up and running yet~! YT music and my headphones are deciding not to co-operate today and it's giving me thoughts on the nature of these silly technologies~ twitch.tv/alicesilvrfox

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Take your Spyro(nolactone) chat~! We're entering the dragon quest, then Sly-ding into being a thief~!

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PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

AAAAAAAAAND STREAM DONE! That was hilariously great, Anyway Ina raided @indumati.bsky.social show go show her some Looove And I raided @pandawavt.bsky.social Who's collabing rn so go watch em all!!!

PathogenVT@pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

if you are curious as to where I am today then pls look at the chart, have seat, and come watch us all be goofy <3

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

if you are curious as to where I am today then pls look at the chart, have seat, and come watch us all be goofy <3

Inabien Velvetale@inabien.bsky.social · last mo.

Ohabien everybun~ Sup? Starting the community day stream ina bit. First thing on the agenda is a mighty Karp to catch, then … well we will see! There are some ideas floating around, so will see you all in a bit over on twitch.tv/inabien_vt

GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · last mo.

Sly Cooer sketch

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

The whole shabang of creatures will be there today me thinks, it'll be a sweat time

Inabien Velvetale@inabien.bsky.social · last mo.

A bit late due to windows optimising taking longer than expected, but getting ready for community day over on twitch.tv/inabien_vt

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

Surprise Surprise! We're gonna be streaming Ghost Trick phantom directive in NOW Actually! So come check out the stream, or not idk www.twitch.tv/pathogenvt

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PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

@sinfulazzy.bsky.social's most SINFUL pose yet!!! #Azzthetic

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

If you recognize this person, no you don't #WIP

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

I sure do love our Slay the Spire 2 collabs Art Ft. @doppelgangerexp.bsky.social , @inabien.bsky.social , & @murderkarp.bsky.social !! #dopplication #inabartistic #PathOArts #KarpTarts

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · last mo.

I sure do love our Slay the Spire 2 collabs Art Ft. @doppelgangerexp.bsky.social , @inabien.bsky.social , & @murderkarp.bsky.social !! #dopplication #inabartistic #PathOArts #KarpTarts

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The totally real and legit planned day is upon us! we will be dwelving deep into slay the spire today with some custom challenges among ourselves we think will spice up the action <3

Inabien Velvetale@inabien.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Ohabien everybun~ Sup? Community day again, and we totally have things planned. Uhuh. Just ask … @pathogenvt.bsky.social or @doppelgangerexp.bsky.social

PathogenVT @pathogenvt.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Yeah I know i's about 1:30 in the morning here chuut uup- But I apologize for slow content pushing on my youtube, off-topic retweets and Lack of streams/schedules lately but it's bc I got deep into some art projects for an irl friend and such. norm activities will continue soon

Diesel 👑🐾@dieselttv.bsky.social · 2mo ago

When things were intimate a year ago, neither one of us understood our feelings. But like all our other endeavors we settled it on track together and never looked back. You may be a hellhound but you'll always be my puppy. Happy Wan Year Anniversary, @projectlilimttv.bsky.social. 🐶🩵🩷 #DieselDraws

Colored art of Diesel embracing Rhox from behind with Rhox holding her arm close to her, looking up at her dobie and grinning.

Diesel 👑🐾@dieselttv.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A year ago today, this little kit became an important part of my life. And now we stand together more intertwined than before. My second flame, shining ever brighter each moment I'm with her. Happy wan year anniversary, @alicesilvrfox.bsky.social~🐶🦊🩵🩷 #DieselDraws

Colored art of Alice and Diesel gazing into each other's eyes with Diesel holding Alice by her chin and hips while Alice has her arm wrapped around the dobie's waist. A heart made of their two flames fly above them.