martyfive
@martyfive.bsky.social
🇩🇪 mostly freelance illustrator, sometimes comic artist, never an ai loser | they/them🏳️⚧️ | commissions open! ✉️: info@martyfive.com
(Ok another try lol) Small sale on sketch commissions!! Kinda emergency All info here: evilwy.my.canva.site/ 📧Workkevilwy413@gmail.com #commissions #opencommissions #commissionsopen #art #illustration
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me (i have troubles talking about myself in general AND without dropping some random ass traumatic event from my past on accident so let's see how mundane and boring this turns out to be)
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
every day i’m one step closer to writing an intricate piece of literature titled “a tired hater’s manifesto” where i just spend an eternity calling out all the dumb, destructive, selfish and hypocrite shit that pisses me off
currently sitting in a wait room at the doc’s, determined to discover whether the shit that’s been bothering me for months is fatal or not. haven’t slept an hour today because of the anxiety. scared shitless, as always. more at five🤞
can't believe i made it to twenty eight only for half of my professional life to now consist of "where is my email" and "oh no an email" and "thank fuck an email" and "why no email" and "i have to email" and "i hate email" and, most importantly, "the app crushed and i cried 'cause i lost my email”
i just made a sound with my nose and mistook it for the sound of an incoming email and got excited that someone needed me for a second
name’s marty! i’m a visual developer and freelance illustrator, proud possessor of an unfinished degree in set design with background in traditional art, currently working on personal projects and commissions. ✉️: info@martyfive.com 🗯️: patreon.com/martyfive #portfolioday