martyfive

@martyfive.bsky.social

🇩🇪 mostly freelance illustrator, sometimes comic artist, never an ai loser | they/them🏳️‍⚧️ | commissions open! ✉️: info@martyfive.com

every day i’m one step closer to writing an intricate piece of literature titled “a tired hater’s manifesto” where i just spend an eternity calling out all the dumb, destructive, selfish and hypocrite shit that pisses me off

currently sitting in a wait room at the doc’s, determined to discover whether the shit that’s been bothering me for months is fatal or not. haven’t slept an hour today because of the anxiety. scared shitless, as always. more at five🤞

can't believe i made it to twenty eight only for half of my professional life to now consist of "where is my email" and "oh no an email" and "thank fuck an email" and "why no email" and "i have to email" and "i hate email" and, most importantly, "the app crushed and i cried 'cause i lost my email”