I've always had the soul of an OAP - but this is ridiculous. This morning when I arose the first convo I had with my boyf was about pensions. Do you have a friend like this? Also - I am going on tour. Get your tix www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk #comedy #funny #relatable #relationships #phone #old

I made a mistake of going into a pub on the Friday before Christmas - also known as 'Mad Friday' and I ended up chatting to this man. He was so sincere. #comedy #funny #relatable #truestory #real #christmas #holidays #lgbt #gay #queer #friday

⚠️TOUR NEWS Thrilled to announce that we have added an extra date in Cardiff Thank you to everybody who has bought tickets so far for my brand new tour show in 2025. Shows are selling out or have limited availability 🎅 I make an excellent Xmas pressie 🎄 Tickets - www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

Top class virtual stand up routine from @stephencomedy.bsky.social at Gecko’s Christmas party today! 10/10 🎅

Settling down to watch my first gay Christmas film of the season and it's a sad one - Homo Alone

m going out out tonight. Hope it isn't toooooo busy. Do you know what you call a lesbian, a couple of gay guys, a bi person and a trans person in a line at a bar.... an LGBTQueue

Who has ever made a fool of themselves at the work's Christmas do? 🖐🖐🖐🖐 #comedy #funny #relatable #christmas #party #work

Trains in Britain are disgusting and unreliable. £108 fare - standing room only and this toilet. If this was #imaceleb dean would deffo scream 'I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE'

Hi new followers - i am on tour next year if you fancy it. With extra dates added in some places. Do come. Tix available here - www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

What are you guys 'holding space' for tonight?? Just asking as I work in queer media 🤣🤣 *that clip has made my year 🤣🤣

That was so uncomfortable to watch on #imaceleb . I love me some reality tv, i love some reality beef but Alan is one of the nicest people on telly. He was being so sweet and i would love to be woken like that by Tyrone in the jungle. Dean was mean and unnecessary. True colours will always come out

The #RHOBH Season 14 taglines are here! Which one is your fave?

Already living for Dorit this season on #rhobh I have always loved Kyle but last few seasons - I dunno. She is very quick to throw people under the bus. I really wanted Dorit to say 'is Kyle more of a manipulator than LVP?'

I really think if you are gonna do 'I'm a celeb' you should do more than just say 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' - like give it a good go. We want to at least see a tryer. If Ant is mad at you on live telly and Lorraine is asking if you are authentic you aren't doing it right

@stephencomedy.bsky.social great set in Halifax. See you in Leeds next year. Tart. (See what I did there?)

I've started a little blog about when i worked behind the scenes in TV production and the efforts it took to go from a working class estate in Manchester to the middle class dominated tv biz!! Please read, subscribe and share stephenbaileycomedy.substack.com/p/run-my-tim...

RUN! MY TIME BEHIND THE SCENES IN TV

I used to be a Runner in TV – and let me tell you, the Devil Carries a Mulberry Handbag and I was once made to dress up as an Oompa Lumpa!

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Who are your faves so far on #imaceleb

LOVE IN YOUR 20S VERSUS LOVE IN YOUR 30S It starts off wanting a Zac Efron prince who you can see the gas bill with but after lots of dating you end up just wanting someone who chews quietly Do you agree? #funny #comedy #love #growing #relationships

I am convinced they all act scared of everything so they get voted for more trials and get more airtime. After all these years, act unbothered and get voted for no trials - simple #imaceleb

My fave ones on #Imaceleb are the ones who let their showbiz personas drop and show us their true selves. That's when we find out which of the ones we thought were gems are actually twat 🤣

These three should have had a spin-off #benidorm

Finally, somebody put their marketing degree to good use #imaceleb

I do miss the 90s #90skid

If i had a reality show, I would call it HOMO AND AWAY: THE STEPHEN BAILEY SOAP OPERA

My fave thing is when my friends cancel plans on a Friday night - I don't have to leave the house

HUGE NEWS 📢 I need to say a BIG HUGE THANK YOU!!! After putting my brand new show Tart on sale last month, we have decided to add some extra dates AND some new cities. The show isn't until September 2025 and to be in this position is so exciting Tix - www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk

I tried to order a cup of tea in London and the barrista tried to be northern #comedy #funny #london

I already don't know what i am doing here

INVALID HANDLE is what I call my knob

A lot of gay men catagorise themselves as things such as twinks, bears, otters - I've decided I am going to categorise myself as a squirrel because I like to sleep all winter then come out in summer looking for nuts