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Annoyed O’Brien@annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 17h ago

Would someone care to EXPLAIN to me WHO changed my main computer username to MilesODumber420?!?!?!?

Chris, I voted!

Chris, this guy says my saddle won’t be installed until Tuesday.

Star Trek Generations Next Generation Tuesday

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Good morning.

Spock Here@entspockhere.bsky.social · 3d ago

Good morning.

Chris, aliens have just transported me into a recreation of Food Fight at the O.K. Corral. What do you want on your tombstone…pizza?

Chris, why is it a "unicorn" and not a "unihorn"? Explain it to me like I’m five. (I’m actually five.)

Chris, these sugar cubes are terrible! Very chalky, no sweetness at all.

AYYYYYY CHRIS, these horse tranqs are UH-MAY-ZING. One teeny tiny little question tho: WHY WERRRRRE YOU PLLLANNING ON TRANQING MEEEEEEEE

Chris, are hay flavored popsicles a thing? Hay flavored ice cream? Anything? Are you seriously telling me the only thing that tastes like hay is hay????? I REQUIRE HAY TREATS!

Chris, I did not enjoy any moments from your latest space adventure! Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to look for sugar cubes under this bed. Where nothing can get me. 😱 #StarTrekSNW

Chris, this is my favorite scene from your latest space adventure! #StarTrekSNW

do dit-dit do dit-dit do dit-dit do My clip clop brings all the Pikes to the bridge And they're like, I'm so sorry I flew into space without you Damn right, you're sorry you flew into space without me I forgive you, but you have to give me sugar cubes and take me to the Horsehead nebula

Chris, why did you call your sword "load bearing--do not remove" and why was it just laying there, propped up against this weird wall? Whatever, I'm going to take it outside and play in the snow.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · last wk.

Name your fav sword.

No, Chris, it's not cocaine all over the place again. I'm just letting you know all of your fire extinguishers worked. You're welcome.

Chris, do you ever wonder if space and time and no thoughts just vibes aren't the separate things they appear to be?

Chris, I feel like Mirror-you would have a mohawk

Chris, settle something for the bomb squad and me: it's righty tighty lefty explody, yes? Ugh, they won’t stop yelling at me. I'm just gonna do this… See? Nothing to worry ab

LOL, hey Chris, what do you get when you cross a horse with your Costco card? A five hundred pound bag of Kirkland Signature sugar cubes and is horse diabetes a thing? #uhohherecomethezoomies

Hey Chris I wrote a haiku, what do you think 🌸 Horse runs on white snow 🌸 🌺 Beautiful mane stands up straight 🌺 🪷 You’re out of pomade 🪷

Chris, don’t call security, I just forgot the alarm code again. Also, guess who has no thumbs and you need a new alarm panel because he panicked? THIS GU—AW DAMMIT NO THUMBS

CHRIS WHERE DO WE KEEP THE ASPIRIN I GOT WASTED ON RUSSIAN WODKA AND LISTENED TO THE MISTER ED THEME SONG AT FULL BLAST FOR TEN HOURS

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

Spock Here@entspockhere.bsky.social · 2w ago

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

Chris, “The Godfather” needs a content warning. I don’t care how good the critics say it is. #HorseTriggered

CHRISTOPHER BARTHOLOMEW MAPOTHER PIKE III JR ESQUIRE WHO THE HELL IS THAT???? #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Chris, did it ever occur to you that Earth is a strange world, too? Have you ever been Shimokitazawa, Ibiza, or Exit 12 off the turnpike? Now imagine going there with a horse as your wingman. You don't know what you're missing, buster.

Chris, do you seriously keep your starship auto destruct code written down and taped under your desk? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Destruct Forty-seven. Let’s see you get out of this one, slick.

Pretty big flex keeping jell-o in the fridge when I live here, too, Chris.

Chris, why do you have a book of horse jokes in your bathroom? Do you have any idea what a slap in the long face this is? Not cool, man.

Um, hello? Chris? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO? Where the hell are you? One minute you were talking to a dude on a shuttle and the nex—oh no. OH NO.