Pike's Horse Best Friend
@hotmesshorse.bsky.social
The adventures of Sir Nags-A-Lot, a horse left completely alone in the middle of nowhere, Montana • me: @rfjason.bsky.social • also: @foundepisodes.bsky.social • I ❤️ 🔬 💉 😷 ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🖖 • 🖕🧊🍊🤖
My official name is [redacted by Starfleet Security], but my friends call me [redacted by Section 31].
Chris, get in the transporter. I have an awesome idea.
Chris, promise me you won’t answer any questions from Federation Security until I get a lawyer.
Chris, I fed some wild raccoons yesterday. Now they’re back with their friends and they’re all just staring at me. I think they believe I’m their God. 🕯🦝 ALL HAIL RACCOON GOD 🦝🕯
Computer, calculate number of helium balloons needed for horse to reach space.
Chris! I made breakfast just like you do! Chris! I need a kitchen repair team…just like you do!
Chris, let me set you up with my cousin. You’ll love her: long legs, very graceful, always down for a roll in the hay.
Chris, I’m at a hay bar and I am having a great time! 🎶 It’s fun to neigh at the YMCA! 🎶
Chris, what’s the subspace-fi password? It better not be DontGiveThisToHorse123 again or I swear to horse god…
Chris, is everything ok? Someone’s been trying to reach me about my captain’s extended warranty. Do NOT fritz out on me, Chris, I need your organs.
YALL GON MAKE ME GO WARP 9 UP IN SPACE UP IN SPACE
Chris, I know what your next adventure needs to be!
QueenSlime@queenslime.bsky.social · last wk.We used to be a real country.
Chris, I hope it’s cool I fired your cleaning staff. One of them used a horse hair brush to clean the furniture. Why pay them when I can just rub my ass on it for free? P.S.: you would owe me twenty bucks for cleaning your sofa but it’s ruined now so let’s just call it even.
Look, Chris, mistakes were made, alright? Let’s not dwell on the past. We need to concentrate on how to rebuild the cabin.
Chris what the Heavenly Extra speCial K that’s weird Is going on up there?!?!
Chris, and I ask this for no reason absolutely no reason at all, how old are you?
🎶 And I think it’s gonna be a long long time, Till touchdown brings me round to Find! I’m Not! the horse they think I am at home, oh no, no, NO! Cause I’m a 🐴 Rock. 🐴 It. 🐴 Horse. Rockethorse! Burnin’ up his reins out here alone…
Chris, if I’m my own favorite does that mean I’m not real???
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName your fav fictional pet.
Chris, didn't we have cryogenic chambers for country singers starting in the 20th century? You know, freeze you now and heal you later? Seems relevant. #RIP
Sad Horse Standing in the Rain
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Chris, I just found a cave under the house. Which of us is going to be Batman? Just kidding, it’s definitely going to be me lol this is going to be so much fun! Which Batman should I be? "…I'm Bat-Horse." Or "WHARE IS SHE?????" oooorrrr, NO WAIT! [bat-dance] yeah!
Classic Batman TV Series Logo
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Bad news, Chris. Your pants don’t fit me. Or you, anymore. Good news: I added “buy pants” to your to-do list. You’re lucky to have a friend like me.
Chris, my agent just called. I have to go do a reading for the Mr. Ed reboot (I’d be Wilbur) so I need you to feed the Gorn while I’m gone. I'm fostering a Gorn, btw.
