The CEO of Big Milk is about to have a *productive* day commission for @marthsinclair.bsky.social !
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
DKDevil@dkdevil.bsky.social · 9mo agoPost a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Cat staring at me as I lose my mind from a YouTube comment trying to convince Derek Savage to remake Die Hard
Kokomo by The Beach Boys but all the islands are replaced with names of Japanese toys
Combating big tech by Googling things so stupid that the AI summary gives up
The feel when I have to boot my computer at 3am because I thought of exactly one good Pokemon nickname and I need it implemented immediately.
Ghosts 'n Goblins sure is an aesthetically fascinating game that violently chafes against any attempt to actually play it... but then again most MOBAs kinda *are* weapons forged against the spirit of humanity, so idk?
headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · last yr.❗️HATER CHECKPOINT❗️ you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
You have the right to remain silent and not let these goons into your establishments.
Something about the image of a clergy member wearing earbuds is always mildly amusing to me.
"I could go for a solitaire" Disney: Do you promise to never sue us, *ever*?
i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
The number of panic attacks encapsulated in the process of drafting a single logo would almost make a person think I should do art more often.
He looks like Junji Ito is about to inflict him upon a rural community and I love it.
SexTheHex@sexthehex.bsky.social · last yr.homer!!
No one needs second screen content. Law & Order SVU came out 25 years ago and they NEVER STOPPED MAKING IT
I feel a gut impulse to police use of the word "rockin'"
Envisioning a world where you can tell a lot about a person by what they name their legally district version of Dr. Pepper
Hot take: I unironically sympathize with the farmers in Fantastic Mr. Fox.
If you make a detox tea and don't call it a teatox anywhere on the package, that just feels like an unforced error. I'll even deal with some kind of silly spelling like T-TOX, just please, live up to your full potential on this.
The "I had info about some fucked up shit but I wanted to write a book about it at an unspecified future date" play might be one of the most evil behaviors I've ever seen.
My all time favorite video genre is "guess how many wild birds I can lure into my house"
MFs roll up to Citizen Kane like "You know what happens at the end right?" but apparently I'm the jerk for wanting an FAQ for the Buddhism koans
Hot take: Cruel and unusual punishment but exclusively for shareholders asking the dumbest questions imaginable
Putting aside whether or not this guy is definitely full of shit, as someone who worked through high school maybe it would make us a significantly worse society to expect kids to work instead ensuring a minimum level of care for their formative years?
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 2y agoCongressman Rich McCormick says of potential cuts to free school lunches for children: "Hey, I worked my way through high school...since before I was even 13 years old, I was picking berries in the field before we had child labor laws"
Balatro is a game that has taught me hatred for the ingenuity of mankind.
I need someone to write an article about how Balatro is woke for having a CRT slider.
Star fruit really squares the circle of "what if an apple was both citrus and raspberry?"
Anyone up wondering how Kidz Bop gonna to tackle Not Like Us?