I’m aware I have a lot of notifications here and I am very behind on Instagram messages, but I’m a bit unwell and if I spend an hour doing that then I won’t be well enough to cook or pack an order, so it’s all gonna have to wait

Sometimes it’s not Anna committing property damage but my chickens all look the same from a distance so I have to assume

Sometimes I lean in and give Anna a little kiss and tell her I love her, and she gives me such a look of vicious disdain that only reads ‘if love me youd give worm, not kiss’

Dinomania made a video on IG saying he wanted to use real artists but opted for AI instead for a side project. He said he looked, ‘but it all came at a cost’. Using AI comes at a cost. There’s your thousands in lost revenue and supporter income from people and cons who don’t want you anymore

Oh, to be her

Ticks taking Transformers (2007) Barricade to Wimpy off the bucket list

I brought sunflower seeds in a little coin purse and I was consensually mugged

Miles 🩻@blacksmoke1033.bsky.social · last wk.

Okay

Okay

If anyone wants me I’m in the natural history museum looking at dead shit to feel something

Wellcome Collection wanted more of my last two brain cell pins, so I came today to drop them off!

I got into a queer market that’s a multi day thing, but I’m scheduled at it for the NSFW 18+ evening (no other days) so I hope I’m surrounded by like whips and ropes and gay porn while I sell pins of my little fursona and stickers of my chickens

‘Would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot’ yes

Oh, to be her

There was a very very unfortunate accident with the food which Amber is seeing to immediately

The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.

Justin Decloux@declouxj.bsky.social · 8mo ago

THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.

I’ve been waking up to a magpie eating lunch on my car and nobody believes me but today, he walked all over it with his MUDDY LITTLE TOES

Debated talking about this in detail outside of Patreon, and I am also going to preface this strongly with: I do not want advice, I just want to talk. I have probably lost contact with my pin manufacturer, which means my ability to make more, or reprint old ones, is currently gone

I have no money to put in him because September is always my worst sales month of the year. Hence the advertisement right abouuuut here -> blacksmoke1033.etsy.com All orders placed this weekend will have a free Three Babs Moon sticker

Sometimes your friend takes you to a Michelin star restaurant, lovingly pays £170 for the most nothing forgettable lunch of all time for you, and then you bring him back to your back yard for a 4 pence cup of tea you unlovingly thrust at him and there’s chickens involved and it’s 10,000x better

On today’s episode of Babs is broody:

Miles 🩻@blacksmoke1033.bsky.social · 2w ago

I simply cannot stop thinking about this heinous thing in the antiques store. Look at him. He looks like me after I eat a humongous pie

I simply cannot stop thinking about this heinous thing in the antiques store. Look at him. He looks like me after I eat a humongous pie

I bought a gundam (I did not know anything about gundam prior to this) and *clutching my tiny robot son* this was a mistake wasn’t it

Important high quality dog art

Miles 🩻@blacksmoke1033.bsky.social · 2w ago

Important art

Testing a new table set up at Derby Uni today!! Makes the giant holographic prints look so cool

Important art

As someone with a beehive obviously this is incorrect, I have to squeeze each bee like tiny ineffective tubes of toothpaste and tbh I am too lazy to do this 100,000 times over so that’s why we never have much honey

Jay Edidin@edidin.bsky.social · 3w ago

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

Here’s the blue version of my plesiosaur artwork! Will have it printed on some things for DinoCon

*spitting blood outside the test centre* still fucking passed tho

Miles 🩻@blacksmoke1033.bsky.social · 3w ago

Had a nosebleed basically in my theory test so I guess i was the hazard they needed me to spot all along

Had a nosebleed basically in my theory test so I guess i was the hazard they needed me to spot all along

Someone I know is about to have the worst week of his life and it’s very hard to know how I approach this situation because I need to communicate ‘I still exist, you know, but I’m not that helpful’ so I’ve mildly settled on sending a cabbage in the mail