Beth Morrey
@bethmorrey.bsky.social
Sunday Times bestselling writer, dog lover, cheese eater. Lucky Day and Isabella’s Not Dead out now. Check out the Wild Swimming Wangers podcast! https://www.bethmorrey.co.uk/
Party political BROADCASTING 👏👏 he deserves to win for this alone (and every other reason).
Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · last wk.There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
They could have sent her to jail instead? Would have been win-win.
Bewitched was a deeply subversive sitcom ❤️
Michael Warburton@michaelwarburton.bsky.social · last wk.Elizabeth Montgomery in 1964 📷 by Lawrence Schiller
Siri, show me the worst - and worst-timed - hot take in history.
Worth waiting for; worth waiting for; a heel
BadgerNoonan@badgernoonan.bsky.social · 4w agoOdysseus, Odysseus, and Achilles
I would like some sort of national recognition for getting England to the semi-finals by continuing to have little interest in the contest and not watching any of the matches.
It’s hard to adequately convey how much I want this to happen. It’s just so poetic, and the ending we all need.
I really want to see the Bayeux Tapestry, as do 40,000 other people, but still, I’m not sure this is the most relatable take 🧐
My Gold Dagger award-winning novel, The Book of Secrets is in the Kindle 99p deal if you fancied some discount historical poisoning. Books in book shops also available, but the idea of these promotions is to ‘raise visibility’. Reviews also help. Unless they’re shit www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Secrets...
When I first watched The Good Life, I wanted to be Barbara Good, but felt that deep down I was probably more Margo. Eventually I realised it was much better to be Margo. ❤️
Starting a new run of my Writers’ Room course on August 16th. Sign up on the website, and join the ranks of former attendees who’ve had a right good laugh and say it’s helped them with their writing at work, and elsewhere, whether they’re a comedy writer or not. www.gralefrit.co.uk/writers-room...
I just went to my gym and they’ve got a plunge pool that’s currently at 15 degrees I live there now
This week both my sons’ schools are closing early or completely because of the heatwave. When I was a child my school closed because of snow. There is nothing good about this weather.
Now I understand the phrase ‘a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush’
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2mo agoMasturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts
My third book Lucky Day is on a kindle deal throughout June if you fancy a bargain. It’s set on Bloomsday but that’s the only James Joyce link. rebrand.ly/LuckyDayKMD
Lucky Day: From the Sunday Times bestselling author, the most uplifting, life-affirming novel of 2026
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I just saw a guy at an Arsenal merch street stall sell a hat and scarf to a nun. 👏 #NorthLondonForever
I think a lot of our problems started to get worse when Gordon Brown called that woman bigoted and everyone didn’t just agree with him. That, and Ed eating the bacon sandwich.
Me in 1987, in my dad’s office at Sheffield Poly, given printer paper and some crayons, told to get on with it and left alone for the next five hours. Kids today:
Outraged Virginia Andrews didn’t make the Guardian’s 100 coz when I think of formative novels that’s the one that springs to mind.
Interrupting your doom scrolling with this photo of my dog’s newly groomed tail
What Smithy did for the England football team, but it’s me and the Labour government.
