The Kings have made so many dumb trades and they haven't rigged the lottery once for us.

ESPN@espn.com · last yr.

THE MAVS HAVE SECURED THE NO. 1 OVERALL PICK IN THE NBA DRAFT‼️ Is Cooper Flagg bound for Dallas? 🤔

"Go to Space..." is the new "I did a semester in Paris, so..."

Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · last yr.

Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash: "My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"

Huge win for the Kings tonight. Now just one win away from clinching Jonas Valanciunas' sixth straight Play-In appearance.

So NOW we tank????!!!!

James Ham@jameshamnba.bsky.social · last yr.

According to the NBA's injury report, Keon Ellis is questionable with a right hand soreness. Keegan Murray is questionable with a sore back and Jake LaRavia is OUT with a bone bruise in his thumb.

Kings odds of keeping their pick...

Black History Month episode of Black & White Advice Pod is here. You're welcome America: youtu.be/EkaWa1fPXSY

Lee Valentin: Black History Month Begins!

YouTube video by Black and White Advice Podcast

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We should send Puke Guy to Dallas for the next game the way The Phoenix Suns used to rent The Gorilla Mascot out to The Sacramento Kings.

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 2y ago

A look at the "funeral" Mavs' fans were holding in memory of the Luka Dončić era in the Victory Park neighborhood of Dallas. As the fans walked back towards the American Airlines Center, they chanted "N-I-C-O, Nico, Nico has to go!"

Well the Kings are no longer the dumbest team to ever pass on Luka Doncic

Why would you trade away a 25 year old MVP candidate? youtu.be/nR5m7c1bOXA?...

Luka Doncic wasn't happy to have his beer taken away after advancing to Finals 😂

YouTube video by Chaz NBA

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Does Vlade Divac run the Mavs?

If DeAaron Fox leaves Sacramento he says he only wants to go to San Antonio, and interestingly not Houston. Houston would have the pieces to win a championship, but with Fox on a more balanced team he probably wouldn't stand out enough to be Super Max eligible. Only San Antonio can provide that.

Tim Donaghy going to prison was the ultimate Last 2 Minute Report.

McBuckets had more 3s in that 4th quarter than Heurter has in the last 8 games combined.

Just found a ticket from the first concert I ever attended. Cake. June 1, 1995. Crest Theater, Sacramento. I was 13-years old, Tyler Sparks was 16 and we caught a ride from Christina Owen. Myrna and Gary were cool and let us go by ourselves.

Devin Carter is good for one play a game that looks nothing like basketball. Besides that, he's great.

I don't know how else to say this, but Devin Carter is the heir apparent to Javale McGee

Attention everyone from Placerville to Sactown: Remember University Behind Raley's? My 15 year-old nephew and I decided they needed merch and came up with these designs. Oh and if you want to sue us, it was his idea: ubr-shop.fourthwall.com. #LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings #ElDoradoHills

I can't believe I posted this 2 weeks ago. I should have never doubted the basketball savant that is Vivek Ranadive.

Turner Sparks@turnersparks.bsky.social · 2y ago

I can't do 17 more years. Time to root for the team down the street and my coach Jordi Fernandez. #BrooklynNets

Bill Raftery

Brett Huff@bretthuff.bsky.social · 2y ago

You just inherited an NBA team. What NBA personality with little or no experience as a GM could get into your ear and basically talk you into any move?

I can't do 17 more years. Time to root for the team down the street and my coach Jordi Fernandez. #BrooklynNets

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 2y ago

FROM SHAMS: Kings fire Mike Brown in the midst of a five-game losing streak, 12 of last 17, and have lost an NBA-high 13 clutch time games this season. Brown won Coach of the Year in 2022-23 when he led the Kings to the postseason, snapping a U.S. sports-record 17-year playoff drought.

Thus concludes The Beam Team era.

Matt George@mattgeorgesac.bsky.social · 2y ago

The Sacramento Kings just fired Mike Brown right before the team boarded a flight to LA. He just ran a full practice and spent 15 minutes talking to the media. Just bad man. Bad bad bad.

I can't believe the puke guy wasn't court side last night to do the honors. #missedopportunity

perfect night to rob santa’s house

Ok I've immediately found a better one.

SoupBrothForGoths@johncables.bsky.social · 2y ago

Once in high school we punted on 2nd down because our coach wanted to leave because he was going to see one of the Star Wars movies

Coolest fake punt I've ever seen. If you have a better one, send it over.

ESPN@espn.com · 2y ago

UNLV pulled off the fake punt to perfection 🔥

Look, if I call you from Costco and you DON’T answer, I am not responsible for the purchases I make.

Hello, new friends. The final stop on my 2024 US Tour will be New York Comedy Club on December 5th. My wife and I are trying to decide if we should have a baby or not, and so I decided to write an hour of comedy about it. This is it. Tickets here: newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/turne...

Sac Kings community on here is called Purple Sky. You're welcome. #LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings

I've been on here for a week and haven't had one comedian try to sell me supplements yet. #IsThisEvenSocialMedia?