you really will just be scrolling Al Gore’s internet and BAM! a Thorgy Thor Manhattan Mini Storage ad
Jared
@jaredjct.bsky.social
Product and loather of the BQE. Yapper by blood, talker by choice. Posts powered by Dunkin. Take the train. ✡︎ ✞ ♏︎ 📍Queens
VERY dangerous to put a full length mirror in the foyer of a fire island house feat. @daresaypj.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @chrissayshi.bsky.social @thetruemurph.bsky.social
the relief of not having to plan anything for my birthday and Halloween because I'll be away >>
found new happiness this week. Fire Island has my heart! @notya.lc @lrendon.bsky.social @daresaypj.bsky.social @lasohnick.bsky.social @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social
it should not be possible for someone from chicago to go to fire island on a whim and yet @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social @notya.lc @thetruemurph.bsky.social @jaredjct.bsky.social @daresaypj.bsky.social convinced me
Fire islands great I magically have it in me for 3 loads for 3 dads
Abdul won because he dresses like Zelenskyy, walks around like Ossoff, and has policy like Mamdani
British chocolate is so weird bc they’re all named after imperative verbs like Jump, Silence, Bite It
never taking off this cropped tee I found today for $12 at TJ Maxx
quintessential New York is randomly running into me on the E train knee deep into queens (never have met before and living 3,000 miles from each other mind you!)
Goldie Lifts@goldielifts.bsky.social · 2mo agoit was @jaredjct.bsky.social btw
wow this is my first time trying pizza high and it tastes like 18 Av
ate and drank probably the poorest in months the last few days and I’m sitting “5 pounds heavier” than Thursday 😵💫
so you mean to tell me they all sat in Philadelphia 250 years ago and said “ok we’re not British anymore” ?? Did they at least get rid of the accent and install air conditioning??
the most infuriating thing this weekend is New York & New Jersey being full of red hat wearing anti-constitutionalists that have been brainwashed to despise this city and its region, but are prancing around it wearing Gulf of “America” tshirts like it’s theirs to be proud of
just paid off the interest on all my student loans… now to choose a repayment plan and get on that auto pay for the next 8 years ….
