samantha
@goblinsorcerer.bsky.social
here to post and interact / seattle / 18+ on occasion
im trying to get enough gems and gold pieces to become one of the Money Lords.
2 Gold Weapons For The Money Lords 4 Adamantine Weapons For The Invincible Lords 1 Million Weapons For The Infinite Lords
I made 5 swords for 5 legendary swordsman but only one showed up and he’s the most annoying one
It occurs to me now in this very moment that Rusty and Brock’s relationship to the kids emotionally mirrors some lesbian parents in a way that I don’t care to elaborate on lest someone get mad at me
I have mixed feelings on franks red hot. It has its place but it’s so strange. Side note: the boutique small batch hot sauce phenomenon has always baffled me. A bizarre niche in the retail market that can’t possibly be so lucrative as to have been around so long. Also very gendered.
The Professional Artist has to be a legible member of society, and as impenetrable as possible to critiques on their character as an agentic adult mind. Disgusting!
i think i am only really interested in webcomics and internet-based image-making ecosystems and folkways, because they exist without needing any discourses about art pressed upon them
let’s take that again from the top, only a bit more focused and edited for clarity
last sip of break room coffee just delivered me a delicious mouthful of coffee grounds
Evil Army Invade And The Terrible Invasion Of Troops
i keep listening to all these stupid ass old pop songs that i only know from movies. so it’s all stuck in my head now. come and get youuuur loooooove. so annoying
I’d watch the colbert report as a kid but i was a little skeptical because a lot of really dorky adults around me liked it. I straight up didn’t like John Stewart because . He wasn’t very funny
the parts of those like. tmnt and lego shows where they have hype aura sakuga for some reason are so fucking hilarious
when people are sweet and encouraging to me I feel like a hissing stray cat someone is trying to pet. But I appreciate it
the horns of the Ape are ten feet long. for ten long years i played this song. never ceasing never slow. while i play the ape-horn grows
listen obviously nostalgia is at play here but I think I can remember almost every single scene of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movie
still thinking about Resident Evil. They need to lock Cregger in a room and force him to make concise genre films forever now, sorry pal
my personal favorite horror movie thing is when a protagonist spits a pathetic one liner at the thing trying to kill them. one of my favorites is actually in res evil 7 when jack gets that pair of chainsaw scissors and goes "GROOVY!" and then ethan goes. "That is *not* groovy."
loving "resident evil" so far. very rhythmic and precise. to be expected of a comedy guy jobbing around hollywood for awhile.