there’s some beautiful stuff happening out there

Jamie@crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 5h ago

I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.

it is honestly so hard being a dumbass.

Watching Bad Lieutenant. This guy’s no good

In the '80s and '90s you could get famous basically for being weird. Now you have to do porn

Small festival

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 4h ago

Thick And Juicy Ass - 100 People Festival

I shouldn't be made to do things.

Astrogoblin… good Youtube channel…

They are going to end up casting the most annoying looking English white guy you've ever seen with a nasty ass face named something like Lakum Coreduroy

The Independent@the-independent.com · 12h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

So exhausted and sick that I just said "this is gay" out loud when I read this

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 6h ago

Disney said on Wednesday that it had reached a global deal with TikTok to allow fan-created short-form videos based on its characters and franchises to appear inside the Disney+ streaming service. The tightly vetted videos will appear in Verts, a Disney+ vertical video feed.

The Sex Purge

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 6h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

This guy is blaming everything on Moby Dick

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d ago

it was Moby Dick that dismasted me

I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him

the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 💀

Just used the expression "I plum forgot" on the phone to a stranger. I wasn't trying to sound folksy or anything. I just said it instinctively. I'm just like this

Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 19h ago

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

when you know you've made a good game

Hey babe, I yearn to be tempered in the crucible of your desire. Just thought you should know

we need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. this gay gungan may be of help

People who write it like “come” or “coming” are generational perverts. It’s like the Dr Disrespect guy saying “feel like releasing one soon” when he was horny

Magdumping a pair of jeans that don’t fit me out of pure anger, pure rage

let's all throw our phones against the wall as hard as we can

Burst out laughing walking in the street because I remembered the Orson Welles French Champagne video

To exist is to be crap and gay,

I agree with all of these, and I agree with the opinions of all women,

Iain Hendry@iainhendry.bsky.social · 3d ago

I think people might be getting a little too genuinely angry with this column series

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

They should invent a Deluxe Partnership with Exclusive Rewards and Bonuses