iashcannot

@iashcannot.bsky.social

aspiring art historian who plays splatoon sometimes. splatling anchor enjoyer i stream my super cool super great vheavy on twitch.tv/iashcannot they/them

genuinely the best weekend of my life. i'm not very ready to leave but i feel an invigorated will to live for NNNEXT RIPPPPTIDE. that was stupid fun. thank you to my friends who invited and helped me attend, and to everyone i met for hanging. and to whoever broke the damn kalahari door. #Riptide2026

a blue, purple, and orange sunset over the kalahari parking lota pink and blue sunset taken by staring out the back window of a car from the inside.the sliding door to the kalahari knocked off of its hinges

walking around the overnight venue at 5:30 am saying 'good morning' to everyone and half of them respond 'what?' with the coldest, deadest eyes you could imagine. this shit is great. these people never learned about sleep. these are the real grinders.

I AM AT RIPTIDE!!! COME TALK TO YOUR 27TH FAVORITE HEAVY PLAYER ALL WEEKEND!!!!!!!! if you see someone in a skull mask, lots of rings, and/or a bag with a fox and cat on it, that's me! i'm having fun! i'm ashcan! say hi!

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now that i’m an FA and i feel really strong and comfortable playing at midlevel i really want to get out there and play with a ton of people and prove myself. If anyone would be interested or down to run some with me please hmu 🙏🏿 #compsplatoon some info about me below

for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive' genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster (to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon

Your mate mid-game: he is one oh my god he is so weak somebody hit him literally 1hp left And then when you watch the vod back you see

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