BillyDawg
@billydawg.bsky.social
@BillyMutt's evil alt | 20s | NSFW 18+ | DMs r Open | Weirder kink tagged accordingly [FART + DIGESTION]
If you're stupid enough to not have the presence to recall and process the past 15 seconds of a conversation I don't think you're a person. Actual.
Andrew Couts@couts.bsky.social · 3d agoNEW: The new Apple Watches double as AI-powered listening bugs for generating convo "recaps" or transcripts of any previous 15 seconds. But fear not, Apple says, this data isn't sent to Apple/gets encrypted, speakers aren't ID'd, and there's a chime for the 15-second thing. @lhn.bsky.social reports:
Bi visibility month has disabled my cloaking field. DRAT!!! how will I ever fuck your wife after I'm done with you now?!!!?
Do not go off on me for reposting hotted boobs as a predominantly gay account. Youve literally seen Billy fart through someone and you're gonna be lame about seeing tits? Get tae fuck man.
Bluesky is much better than Twitter. Obv. But also why tf am I seeing so much AI slop on my TL?
Unlimited slots btw cause like. Shit’s BAD & even if we have best case scenario I need to start squirreling away money fast.
🔞 Breaker (Comms OPEN) 🔞@bigboybreaker.bsky.social · 3w agoOffering pic/vid comms for the next 9 days as well as editing & story comms cause I have little after buying food & living situation once again grows unsure. Feels like every day it changes lmfao.
This is good. C'mon, yall. Bill crouchin' infront of the you-printer before you get a chance to say hello to anyone.
BillyDawg@billydawg.bsky.social · 4w agoOn board a long haul spaceflight with Billy except you're the ship's Mickey 17 whose exclusive responsibility is making sure the hound doesnt eat/break any of the proper techs on board.
On board a long haul spaceflight with Billy except you're the ship's Mickey 17 whose exclusive responsibility is making sure the hound doesnt eat/break any of the proper techs on board.
For wolfday I will be confirming to you all that I am not a wolf.
Farting all your nut out after you've just spent the past hour unloading into me. Try again, babe~
I will probably not have anything comm'd for voreday. Just, like, ~fill in the blanks~ yourself, y'all.
Size theft twerking...Size theft twerking on your dick....... .. . ...
A well deserved victory for Spain. In spite of Argentina's attempts to shatter the shins and collarbones of their opposition, Spain won a fair game against a bunch of racist pricks. Uffftaaaa.
I'm surprised the wall survived without cracks, let alone him Grayscale commission for @dixyskunk.bsky.social
Getting you onto your hands and knees and perching on your back whilst I watch the football tonight and potentially taking it out on you afterwards if Spain don't win.
Aye. Well, it were good whilst it lasted. Back to you guys enduring my ass.
BillyDawg@billydawg.bsky.social · 2mo agoHAAALANDDDDDDDDDDD
Its all fun and coy until he actually sits on you for four hours and you realise he really meant it when he said he'd be there all day. By @raddanart.bsky.social
I've apparently never posted this one myself before sooo Many people have fallen victim to such ass antics. Many people will continue to. featuring @okepamakoi.hyper.wang 's birdy! Being Bill's best bud for the next 6 hours. By @raddanart.bsky.social
Do y'all actually have ages for your ocs that aren't 'sexually charged'? Billy is 27. People are fucking shocked when I tell em like they were expecting him to be 65 cause im not into 'dad play'.
Not to get too involved but CAMM ONNNN JAPANNNNN 🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌🎌!!!
Trying to communicate to my pals how large Billy is can sometimes to be hard, but I've started tending towards him being 2.5x as big as a regular individual.
