Funny how men stopped telling me I am an old soul once I got an old body 🤔
Hwæt Girl Shit
@nikolking.bsky.social
Artist, printmaker, oldest bitch at the Health show www.PrimaevalPress.com Inquiries 💌 Primaevalpress@gmail.com
I’m doing an event and the vendor next to me is visiting with a friend who stopped by and that friend is telling them ‘I just made a quick hundo’ and I heard another vendor pipe up going ‘nice what do you sell?’ And the dude in the most deadpan voice was like ‘drugs’ 😭
Me getting paid in advance for work: Haha Fuck Yes!! Yes! Me having to do the work I was paid in advance for: Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck. *I actually love when clients do this, this is purely a Me Problem
Some Big News from @nikolking.bsky.social and me.
People being surprised Hank Green uses AI when dude is the most ai gf having lookin ass I’ve ever seen
✨Cosmic Gate ✨is my Patreon design this month! Follow the link in my bio if you want first dibs on Shirts, patches, and banners! #illustration #cosmichorror #cosmic #screenprint #scifi
Gen Z are the sweetest kids you’ve ever met dressed exactly like the biggest douchebags you knew in 2004
I saw La Grange trending and thought I was going to see some cool ZZ Top shit, but apparently it’s something phish-related, gross 😒
Just realized I’ve been quoting this movie at least once a week ever since I saw it over 30 years ago
Getting high on low tide at Point Defiance with @nikolking.bsky.social. Extreme low tide, sea caves, heron, bonus deer.
Back in my old Seattle hood on Capitol Hill, vending for @nikolking.bsky.social at the Comet Tavern and imo someone should bring me a breakfast sandwich from Lil’ Woody’s for which they will be Rewarded.
Why is it always the friend that ‘doesn’t even smoke weed’ that whips out the 32oz jar on ya 😂
Printmakers are like the grandpas of art cause what tool you need or construction, wiring, plumbing, I got you #printmaking
Fun Fact: if you see a car with a Trump sticker on it, it’s legal to siphon gas from it
Been wanting to make my banners fancier. This is for an art show next week in Olympia ✨ #printmaking #medieval #tower #tapestry
Boosting this for one of my oldest friends who just lost his dad
Karl Chungus@charleswilliam313.bsky.social · 4mo agoHey friends, I'm going to need some financial cushioning to cover my bases (my rent, lot rent on Dad's trailer, new tires to bring his vehicle home, living/travel expenses, legal/processing fees, etc.) while seeing to my father's affairs in Oregon. Anything helps, please share!
New design I whipped up this week. I have a pre-order for shirts of it going on right now. Follow the link in my bio to shop ✨ #printmaking #tshirt #biteback #medieval #dogs
One upside of visiting the terrible Midwest town my grandmother lives in is it makes me realize that while living in the pnw is expensive, it’s worth every goddamn penny.
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The Venerable Weed@simonberman.bsky.social · 5mo agoPart of what made this year so special for me was being joined by (Borat voice:) my wife, @nikolking.bsky.social who, had such an amazing time thanks to all of you and the general good vibes of the con, that she’s getting back into minis painting after decades away from the hobby.
🎶I’m a hot girl, I do hot shit. Spending income on resin kits🎶 #adepticon
I want to live in a timeline where Ray and Dave Davies put aside their differences to kick Moby’s ass
Help! Simon went viral with this pic he took of our weens and is now gloating asking me what it’s like to live with a real artist 😭
The Venerable Weed@simonberman.bsky.social · 5mo agoThe Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026
New Patreon design, Dragoness ✨ I had a lot of fun with this one, I love blending fantasy and sci-fi elements. #illustration #scifi #fantasy #ink #dragon
Watched Zootopia 2 because I watch any old crap while printing, and wow the internet did not lie to me. That fox and rabbit are def banging.