You and your teefies…. 😖

Big&Bigger (318 Milkyways)@bignbigger.bsky.social · 2d ago

CW #hyper #hypersky #inflation [Fun fact, I have puffbites, yes I HAD to show it off cuz my smile is pretty as FUCK! :3c

Fffhbvbhjm,,,,, (Ffffffuck that is almost a year added from today...) (largely because @dyobydusk.bsky.social popped me in dms but still) @////////@

Mmbfvhfmh, mrmrhhghm,,, (M-mistress @shadowtherooloon.bsky.social has taken control of Absol's translator,, so a quick announcement before Absol can't speak,,) Mrrvhhfvbfd,,~ (Happy helium day, and thank you all for 100 followers! For the occasion, all of today's interaction scores will be tripled~)

I-I…. Ssqqrrrrrrkkk…. Blimp needed to make the ones who accepted it prouddd😵‍💫Had to be bigg…. B-biggest…. I-I don’t know what status it’s bloated form qualifies as…. Blimp just knows 2 things… Dylan has flipped a coin, and blimp doesn’t even know if he’s staying in one piece. Blimp is beyond saving

Dylan the Blimp Weight@onefatzekrom.bsky.social · 2w ago

Sooooo for the game, I love seeing those who choose to make single immense gambles and well, just had a special one that did something I haven’t seen~ Their gamble maxed out the iPhone calculator~ I won’t say who, but said pet will know exactly who they are~ Overflow is such a sight~

I-I…. B-blimp realized its purpose….. I’ll… I’ll let the game and its organizer speak for itself - balloon needs some time to….to… Creeeeeeeaaaakkkkkk >\\\\\\<~

So the math’s been done…. From 79 to 32,423,496 tanks per day… >\\\\\< SQQQQRRRKKKK 😖 F-fuck….

Alright! The dice pool game is over! With an added 1,500 from an excellent experience with @jgh0.bsky.social , our total is… H-hecc 😵‍💫 …39,080… T-thank everyone for convincing me and putting me in a blimp’s proper place… 😖

+336 [Gosh I'm like [One of the biggest ones >///////////////< (Gosh this is so cuuuuute and aaaaa look at us mmmmf at each other aaaaa so goooood thanks so much for putting me in this aaaaaaa

the airborne puppy (8,025,125mi)@made-to-parade.bsky.social · 4d ago

[ #AirborneAugust PART 3.5] when you get so big everybody else starts orbiting you....

*FFWWWWSSSSSSHHHHHHH* Mbvbms,, hvvmdhfgdb,, *FFFFWWOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHH* Hdvvhfds mfmgl,,,,, *SSQQQQQQRRRRRRRKKKKKK* mdhvv,,,,,,,,, *FFFFWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH* ,,.,.,,,

About 11 hours on this left! Get your scraps and teasing fix here~

Pup Dyo@dyobydusk.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ok. I did not expect the app everyone liked better to do… whatever that was. Turns out the blue skies were covered in yellow, blue, purple, and white, and the signals just died. Thanks new friends 🙄 😂 That being said, We’ll extend the time by 24 hours and the 10k popping rule is still up Have fun~

Mmmrrgh look…. I.. I already know I’m… n-not deflating for the month and… it’s gonna be so much worse… B-but… 😵‍💫 Ffuck I still sometimes can’t stop myself 😖 I know I act new but… ssqrrrkkkk~ No perma but… I’m glad people… b-blimped up… ppuppy… 🙈

S-so.... small edit... Time to make a total post.... I - I'm so fucked... We'll add my recent public.... mmrrgh... that... to the total before any doubling. - Starting Point: 170 - With @jgh0.bsky.social 's popping: H-holy shit... n-nuuu.... ....4,270... With @xeltios.bsky.social's Blimping: 8,540 😵‍💫

Ok. I did not expect the app everyone liked better to do… whatever that was. Turns out the blue skies were covered in yellow, blue, purple, and white, and the signals just died. Thanks new friends 🙄 😂 That being said, We’ll extend the time by 24 hours and the 10k popping rule is still up Have fun~

Pup Dyo@dyobydusk.bsky.social · 5d ago

(I think I can do this, and if I can’t I’ll find out something appropriate~) Only 12 hours left! Tease and pop the puppy and not only will you add to the dice pool, but I’ll toss a free maxed out bet of 10k! People who have done so already can repeat, but I ask that everyone put some effort in!

*FFWWWWSHHHH!!!* *CRRRNNNKKKKK!!!* Mmmrffff.. The Permablimp form has properly gotten to me... It's been only half a month, and my counter already is in 3-digits.. Surely no one will add more, right?~ >///<'; ❤️ = +6h 🔁 = +12h 💬 = +24h +👤 = +24h 🎨 = +up to 2 weeks+ (1/2, more info in comments!)

(I think I can do this, and if I can’t I’ll find out something appropriate~) Only 12 hours left! Tease and pop the puppy and not only will you add to the dice pool, but I’ll toss a free maxed out bet of 10k! People who have done so already can repeat, but I ask that everyone put some effort in!

Pup Dyo@dyobydusk.bsky.social · 6d ago

(Pppsst!~For every tease on jays post that pushes my buttons I’ll see if I can add tanks to the game by the way)

Alright guys! Challenge Accepted. THIS Year i am going to be doing a MUCH Different #airborneaugust So this year im gonna be doing SIZE So here are the Rules 💬 = 5cm ♥️ = 10cm 🔁 = 15cm 👤 = 50cm Every new Follower Gained (Starting at 616) The Post EXPIRES Aug 31st (There will be art invov.)

Mmmrrrgh I’ve yapped to so many people, but I can’t just keep talking to them if they’re all busy 😵‍💫 Maybe this is what being muffled feels like… mmrrff.., wonder if someone’ll come along and give the newbie blimp’s hose a tug >\\\<

This is going to be up for 48 hours total by the way (so about 30 hours left!) Mmrrfff some of y’all have already been too rambunctious with puppy 😵‍💫

Pup Dyo@dyobydusk.bsky.social · 6d ago

(Pppsst!~For every tease on jays post that pushes my buttons I’ll see if I can add tanks to the game by the way)

3K HIT!! Gosh thank y'all so much 💜✨ You know what that means~ 🐟 RAFFLE!! This time around the winner will be a part of my Airborne August Day 18 piece, as an inflating news caster TO JOIN: ➕ Follow me! 🔁 Repost! 💬 Reply w your sona/OC's ref! Thank y'all so much again! 🐶✨

(Pppsst!~For every tease on jays post that pushes my buttons I’ll see if I can add tanks to the game by the way)

Pup Dyo@dyobydusk.bsky.social · 6d ago

W-wait! I can explain! I- I know I asked for this, but hold on! I just got used to the 79 tanks a day! Please don’t (totally do) give this poor deer more…. 😖

W-wait! I can explain! I- I know I asked for this, but hold on! I just got used to the 79 tanks a day! Please don’t (totally do) give this poor deer more…. 😖

JayBlimp (528 Days) 🎈🔒@jgh0.bsky.social · 6d ago

[HEY EVERYONE [NEW BLIMP [EXTREMELY BULLYABLE

Wait why is this convo hot too dear lord I need to get off my phone 😵‍💫 I need to not be insufferable to the people I just met omgomg

Scales the Permaloon@permaloonkommo.bsky.social · 6d ago

Dragon being forced to become a walking mana storage...

Mrff the way I need more public blimp rp/teasing in my bloodstream 😵‍💫 that shit was so hot and I was stunned with how much attention people gave to me…

Here y’all, sorry to interrupt, but I need to try something… Oh puppy!! @made-to-parade.bsky.social How much is my praise worth again? Has it changed since you came to me begging for more?~ I proved that teasing was even better for your size, so maybe you should swell larger for teasing instead?~

OURP!~ Hagh… f-first tank down… gut… tight… FSSSSH - Mph!~ *by the second I can barely reach another can…* CRRRREEAKK~ *by the fifth, the harness bursts off me - someone comes by and anchors me and links me up to a hose. They know what’s about to happen. Nngh…~ hmppphh- almost at 11… h-huh?~

Pup Dyo@dyobydusk.bsky.social · last wk.

T-thanks jay… it’s less about being bullied and more… *I look at the nozzle of my first ever tank, quietly muttering to myself* More about wondering how big I can get….

O-oh goodness… I-I’m really there huh? How amazing 🥹 and Mmrrgh nice and thicc too oh wow thank you!

Saucers@saucers.bsky.social · last wk.

Thank you for coming!

Gonna let this sit just a liiiitle longer. I’ve had a lot of airborne permablimps following and chatting recently and I’m wondering if any of them are feeling persuasive~

Pup Dyo@dyobydusk.bsky.social · last wk.

(I realized that it was in the rules 😭) “In this case, I don’t want to pop… as for tanks… I don’t know how far I could go. 3? I could be convinced to do more, I just look at everyone up there and don’t know if I could do as much as them… 😳 “

Pro: I’ve been hitting the perfect horny spots for like, 9 hours. Con: I haven’t eaten for 8 hours and I’m running on 2 hours of sleep ☠️ …..worth…..

Okay last thing I SWEAR IM SO SORRY The way I’m legit one encouraging, teasing conversation into giving myself up to this is crazy. Like, I feel so bad for horny posting and spam liking AA account’s posts but it just scratches all the right spots I’m sorry if I’ve annoyed any of those said accounts

Dylan the Blimp Weight@onefatzekrom.bsky.social · 3w ago

It's time for my Airborne August Event! Dylan's Tie Down Services! For the month of August I'm keeping blimps safe from floating away! So reserve a spot and join the game! (This is a separate game from everyone's blimp locks btw) So read the whole game here: www.furaffinity.net/view/65887706/

Ladies and gents, pups and furs, creatures and everyone - lemme present Dyo! Finally was able to get out a design for him, thanks to @FaunHorns ‘s free bases! Was able to kitbash different bases together. He’s a Labrador/Euraiser mix, with some Svalbard Reindeer! Can you tell I’m givin bsky love?