BlueMonkeyBoy
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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
"House Republicans will continue to hold Hunter Biden’s feet to the fire until we have his testimony...no one – not even the president’s son – is above the law.” - Tom Emmer, 1.17.24 "Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26
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The Boot Doesn’t Care Who Licked It: The Milo Yiannopoulos Story
Congratulations, Jr. Fascist: You’re “The Other” Now
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Psycho Dad Joke: Why did the three-legged dog go into the Wild West bar? He was looking for the man that shot his paw. When he found him he tore his throat out....
Natalie Harp is a grown-ass woman with a senior government job. We can discuss her without calling for the smelling salts.
supposedly she slept in a locker room at the golf course to be near trumplethinskin... which begs the question what was par for that hole? www.msn.com/en-us/entert...
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I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚
rand paul is the shit-stain on the chenille bedspread of life
this is from a year ago, but it holds true yet today
The White House posted on Facebook claiming that 198 Democrats voted against banning members of Congress from trading stocks while in office. What they don’t tell you is that House Republicans attached the SAVE Act to the bill.
posthumous excerpt from lindsey grahams diary Dear Diary Imagine my disappointment when I found out what pool-noodles really were
many people are saying that lindsey graham's death was caused by putin sending him a poisoned choir boy
if we learn anything from the sudden and unexpected death of lindsey graham, it is this.... never never never hook your vibrator up to your car battery
As a former professional athlete, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Your kid has a less than 1% chance of getting an athletic college scholarship. You’re better off putting the money into a 529 plan.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoGluesenkamp Perez: "At town halls, what I saw was the people who were the most upset had spent the last 12 years driving their girls to sports practice & they view their best shot of their student going to college as an athletic scholarship. So when we rush to moralize we miss some of the nuance."
🎶"Hunks and Geeks and Twinks always scurry When they see some pecs that are furry, When they see some pecs that are furry on a Studly Top"🎶 Oklahomasexual - a new musical coming soon to a theater near you...
so I hear melania's next "film" is going to be a light-hearted romp shot entirely at the Reflecting Pool.
I never knew who my father was, so each Father's Day I choose one. This year I'm going with actor turned author Thomas Tryon, whose first novel was the runaway bestseller "The Other", which is still one of the best slow burn mystery/psychological thrillers ever. Happy Father's Day!
today is trump's birthday. in honor of the occasion, dead flowers will be left at the grave of his actual birth mother in that small, abandoned cemetery in Italy....
this is from the tangerine twatwaffle's birthday last year. I'm thinking of making it my Christmas Card this year.
If this isn't the best metaphor for the Trump presidency. Filling the swamp while also draining the US Treasury dry.
