Big coyote boys don't stop til the job is done ... and then some >:3 🐕 @jericoyote.bsky.social

Subconscious? Yea im thinkin about bottoms all the time

look how biteable i drew my tummy :)

Lmao @jericoyote.bsky.social just said Malört tastes like a switch cartridge

Is it called "pixel art" because of when you pick a cell and art it?

No one makes me laugh like I do

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Slim Jim implies the existence of a Thick James

Grabbed some leftovers for dinner and caught a stray from myself. Saw my food choices and went "cop dinner" I physically recoiled

Chugging an entire bottle of shampoo so TSA cant have it.

cw nostalgia critic

Slim Jim implies the existence of a Thick James

Jari is goated actually 😤 cc @jericoyote.bsky.social

Out skating the bike path today. Sat down for a drink. Some college girl walking by, probably talking to her boyfriend or a guy friend going "No.... No! Theyre not going to hire you just because you can talk to girls!"

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Im broad minded cuz im thinkin about girls all the time

Hate when companies call their product "fool-proof" like ok, guess I'll take my business elsewhere then.

Once again, i have been owned. Today I was carrying around the cardboard tube from a parchment paper roll wondering why I can't seem to put it down. And my gf goes "You know why? Its a stick."

My girlfriend just called facebook marketplace "Dad Twitter" and ive never been so owned in my life

She horse on my radish till i sauce

At the club like

If you're ever unsure how big all my boys are, @jericoyote.bsky.social is big enough to hold a papaya and a cantaloupe one handed?????