My housewife tagline would be, “I may need therapy, but at least I have a fat ass and my dick kinda works”
That guy
@indieotter.bsky.social
Queer 🏳️🌈 Sub 🙇🏻♂️ Future Muscle Bull 🐂 NSFW exhibitionist 📸 SoCal 🍊 Know me from real life and aren’t into this? Sorry and please ignore. Stuck in my "indie sleaze" phase since 2005 Aged out of boy next door, does that just make me the horny neighbor?
The Prince is healing really well. As quick as this has gone, I definitely wouldn’t mine it being “ready for use” quicker.
Haven’t been posting pics in part because I’ve been healing from something new. Still against a monarchy as a concept even though I got a Prince.
Dressing as a self-imposed good boy this Vegas trip. @kink3d.com
First spray tan ever. This might become a problem. All packed and ready for Puerto Vallarta
Going to Puerto Vallarta for the first time on Friday. Would love any queer community advice, tips, or recs
Trying out a new wireless tens unit and using it an excuse to be a middle aged thot. Lower back pain is sexy, right?
1, 2, 3, or 4? Starting to self-lock again for fun. Life’s too short. @kink3d.com
Afterglow of a good night out. I’m not up this late often, but it’s definitely worth putting away the morning person every once in a while.
I think these socks plus my thick-ass thighs are cutting off circulation to the rest of my legs.
I did a business and now I’m tired. Trying to muster up the energy to go out with coworkers.
Not expecting to have effortless and authentic hangouts on this trip made them even better. Had the best time in Philly thanks to these two.
Hulked out nerd@somegayhimbo.bsky.social · 5mo agoEver meet someone that feels like you've been friends for a while? Definitely felt that with @indieotter.bsky.social with his Philly visit. Randomly hung out with me and @xenodu.bsky.social twice and we had a blast.
Hump day pics from a few weeks back. Anyone want to see from the front?
8 workouts this week. 4 classes and 4 solo. Growing every day
Who wants to work out together? I promise I’m good at filling the time in between sets.
Just got a mystery pair of underwear from @fabiobrasa.bsky.social and @eddyunderwear.bsky.social I ordered. These are definitely going to get used.
5am upper body done and dusted. Barbell military presses can suck it.
Okay really all about the idea of @bodieswithbooks.bsky.social Always remember what John Waters said, friends. #bodieswithbooks
Queer, witchy, and self-caged Sunday. Feeling optimistic about serving a Master that deserves the key, again, someday. @kink3d.com
Maybe the most relatable sentence in the English language.
the scruffy bator@scruffybator.bsky.social · 7mo agoFeeling very autistic today, so I’m posting this photo of my #penis because it makes me feel better 🫶🏻
Getting dressed for a work Zoom. But seriously, grateful for friends who gave me first dibs on gear they were selling.