[ noticing the shadow too late, ] ( euuughhe, bo – ) [ SHOOTING CLEAR ACROSS THE ROOFTOP FROM THE FORCE. TWITCHING. ]

⚔︎┊𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔.@whatslostisfound.bsky.social · last yr.

[ cutting in to punch leo in the face full force. ] [ turning to Cass . ] your complete disregard for your life and brute force impresses me. I will speak to you after I defeat these annoyances.

we HAVE to stop inviting cass

// [ takes a bow ] credit to paws for the hilarious idea

YOU. I HATE YOU. SO MUCH.

⚠︎┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗦.@thepunktactics.bsky.social · last yr.

SAY YOU HATE WOMEN AND GO ( 🙄 )

IT DISAPPEARED THE MINUTE YOU STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE WOMAN TRYING TO / KILL ME / ? !

⚠︎┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗦.@thepunktactics.bsky.social · last yr.

WHAT HAPPENED TO WLW / MLM SOLIDARITY

so. suuuuper funny you bring that up, 'cause, y'know, we ARE battling big mamas assistant. or, like, at least, me and my brothers are.

⚠︎┊ 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗦.@thepunktactics.bsky.social · last yr.

( 🤨 ) what. what do you want we're in the middle of battle what is it turtle

hey. hey, @thepunktactics.bsky.social, can we get a little sidebar over here. me and you.

// i couldn't hold that one back thats my bad gang /silly

. . snrk. Are – . . Are you HIV Positive about that – ?

DONNIE!@techgeekturtle.bsky.social · last yr.

You look like if HIV was a person.

[ Sitting upside down, reading one of his comics, ] you look like the poster boy for Nerd Monthly. You get any residuals yet, Dee?

DONNIE!@techgeekturtle.bsky.social · last yr.

@portalchopped.bsky.social , you look like you were affected by gaylight savings time. [Not even looking up from his Nintendo Switch.]

I dunno 'bout you guys, but I'm having, like, THE most normal night ever.

remind me to buddy up to max, like, immediately.

First step: absolutely taken and NAILED. This is in the bag. He has GOT this. Pulling put his Ōdachi, with one last deep breath, he traces a portal into the air. Stepping through into Chateau Prétenche, he silently thanks Mika once again for her help. This place was nearly IMPOSSIBLE

YUICHI USAGI@samurabbit.bsky.social · last yr.

[Arriving at this strange place, Usagi feels a dizzy spell of another vision starting, but he shakes it off, surely it won't be that important, right?]

Alright. Alright, alright, / alright /. This is FINALLY the moment. Staring into the mirror, he takes a deep breath, forcing himself to calm and take the 'face man' personality he ALWAYS falls back on. He looks good. Great, even! He and Mika REALLY outdid themselves, truly! Usagi even

YUICHI USAGI@samurabbit.bsky.social · last yr.

[Getting ready for this date. . . Gently pulling the dress straps up over the expanse of his shoulders. . . The ribbons cut into star shapes at the bottoms swing as he stares into his full body mirror, body quivering in a myriad of emotions.] He's the king, and baby, I'm the queen of disaster. . .♡

( Eugheee, boy, ( 💧 ) ) Yet another amaaaaazing pep talk, hermano. Real inspiring. Can I say the same to you about you and Mona – ?

RAPHAEL HAMATO!@tonfaturtle.bsky.social · last yr.

Good luck on your date, Leo. [CLASPS A BIG HAND ON LEO'S SHOULDER, LEANS DOWN TO WHISPER.] Don't fuck it up.

// back to work 😋

((JAZZY YOU CAN'T BE HITTIN MY HEART DIRECTLY IN ITS LIFE POINTS LIKE THIS IM TAKING PHYSICAL AND PSYCHIC DAMAGE

nothing bad ever happens to leonardo! ( 💪 )

// dont check my latest 🥰 /silly

RAPHAEL HAMATO!@tonfaturtle.bsky.social · last yr.

(( or the TOCA BOCA PISS CABINET. WHATEVER IS WORSE. ))

( @portalchopped.bsky.social , referring to @samurabbit.bsky.social .]

︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS.@devouringink.bsky.social · last yr.

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things

// debby ryan hair tuck.

Aaaah, the smell of love in the air ~ ! . . ( And Raph, eughe, boy, )

Eeeeeh . . [ Making a seesaw motion with his hand, as his head tilts. ] Don has tried to look into it, but then Raphs whole 'nerve stink' lights up, y'know? But, uh . . hey! Let's maybe NOT talk 'bout my big brothers 'stinks', huh? [ Sliding the pizza boxes onto a nearby table, as he

YUICHI USAGI@samurabbit.bsky.social · last yr.

++ do him some good. It might be like, a pheromone problem?

. . dude. [ lopsided grin, as he places a hand on his elder brothers shoulder. ] . . yeah? totally? i think even dad has noticed, he's started asking about weddings and color pallettes to mika.

RAPHAEL HAMATO!@tonfaturtle.bsky.social · last yr.

[HORRIFIED LOOK.] Is it... that obvious that the stink is because of-- Mona?

hey, now! let's not shoot the messenger, hermano! not like she can hear us anyways, looks like she's busy whisper screaming with 'sagi – ,

RAPHAEL HAMATO!@tonfaturtle.bsky.social · last yr.

Leo, if any more words on THAT phase of Raph's life come out, you're going to get dunked like an Oreo into the sewage water.

[ Casually holding five different pizza boxes, as he has a hand on his hip. ] Oh, no, he TOTALLY knows. He's got different stinks, even, we usually lump it all into a 'Raph Stink'. You get used to it, really. Like, uhhh . . an old air freshener, if it didn't freshen the air!

YUICHI USAGI@samurabbit.bsky.social · last yr.

So, you guys like... notice it? And haven't told him? Or is he fully aware and just stinky about it. [Was dropping off their Run of the Mill order when this was said, leaning against the archway.]

eughe, dudes, raphs 'love stink' has been KILLING the lair air.