Loafy 🍞

@loafy.io

Developer 💻 | Streamer 📸 | Speedrunner 👾| Music Aficionado 🎶 | Lord of Loaf 🍞 | (He/Him) Stream + Socials: loafy.io

Ever forget your espresso machine pulls 2 shots per extraction and you pour 3 of them into your shaken expresso thinking it was a “Triple Shaken Espresso”? Well it was a Sextuple Shaken Espresso and my arms vibrate with the colors around me.

Slipknot really saw all the amazing releases this year and decided instead to follow in the footsteps of Avenged Sevenfold and make the worst possible music imaginable.

Malört is a staple of our history and our heritage — a rite of passage if you want to prove you’re tough enough to be a Chicagoan. When I look back on my time as Governor, I will think of the taste of Malört and all of you who joined in the joy of it.

Governor Pritzker hands a constituent a shot of malort.Governor Pritzker participates in a world-record shot on stage.Governor Pritzker takes a pull of Malort from the bottle.Governor Pritzker serves shots of malort.