*notices that you don't have a tail* Oh wow! That must be really difficult for you! You're so brave! Your perseverance is so inspiring!

I feel like I'm finally exiting the "when do we stop feeling like oversized kids" zone. I'm a mature adult. My 40s are in reach. I'm in a serious relationship. I'm at the tail end of a career with retirement savings in the bank. I will be hugging an assortment of stuffed animals tonight.

I bet getting blasted with compressed air feels good af when you're a robot girl. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME IF YOUR ROBOT GIRL HAS FLESH PARTS!!!

THANK YOU, WOMEN!

Robot fuckers are always saying stuff like "I wish the girl in this Fucking Machines scene would moan less so that I could hear the sound of the machinery more clearly."

Just found out that (as expected) TikTok went ahead and perma banned me for being fat BTW (all I posted were fully clothed tummy vids).

BoringKate@boringkate.com · last wk.

If you let them ban porn then they'll ban plus size bathing suit try on videos. And they won't even be wrong to do it. I am not watching plus size bathing suit try on videos with pure intentions. I am not looking to buy a bathing suit.

Oh fuck I love my girlfriend! Any of y'all love your girlfriend? Smash that reblog button if you love your girlfriend!

Theist gamer: Thank the publisher for these video game blessings! Athiest gamer: It's was overworked and laidoff devs that made these games. Agnostic gamer: Nobody knows where games come from. Maybe fitgirl made them herself.

Routine reminder to check out asiacarrera.com if you wanna bask in some early internet glory (and also to explain why boringkate.com looks the way it does).

I dropped APClips off the list of links at boringkate.com and I won't be uploading to it anymore next year (the next two scenes are already scheduled though). It isn't as popular as ManyVids or OnlyFans (I haven't been getting many sales on it for ages) and YourVids payout rates are better.

Fucked up how when you have boobs you just have boobs all the time even when you aren't doing boob relevant things. You'll be minding your own buisness doing something platonic and be totally boobed up for no reason. I think they should get smaller and compress when you aren't hornt. Like dongs do.

People before hooking up with me: She does porn AND she posts sex jokes! You just know it's gonna be some freaky uninhibited shit! People upon hooking up with me: So she gets to keep her shirt on and I'm supposed to, what, fuck Winnie the Pooh?

I've been eating so many crackers lately. I fucking love crackers. *gets momentarily worried about bad faith readings of my posts* If I was a cannibal then I would eat people of all races at rates that are roughly proportional to the makeup of the local population. I wouldn't have a preference.

Having the Death Note would honestly be such a heavy burden because there are like 3,428 billionaires in the world. That's around 6,856 words to transcribe by hand. You're gonna be writing for hours. Your hand is gonna get so sore.

You know porn is a social construct, right? Like the distinction between pornographic videos and non pornographic videos is arbitrary.

You're only being nice because it benefits you? Okay! It sounds mutually beneficial then! Yay!

I made a tiktok account for tummy vids (just tummy vids) and they keep getting hit with community guideline violations. I was able to succesfully dispute it a couple times, but not most of the time and at this point the account has a warning and will likely be deleted lmao. Because of tummy.

These pics were taken down on tumblr AND INSTAGRAM for being too explicit. Too erotic. Shield your innocent virginal eyes yet again, dear viewers.

BoringKate@boringkate.com · 5mo ago

Toaster strudels are so messy!

These pics were taken down on tumblr for being too explicit. Too erotic. Shield your innocent virginal eyes.

BoringKate@boringkate.com · 3w ago

Just hanging out with my tentacle.

Dear diary, my ass is feeling extra fat lately. I'll be laying in bed on my stomach like a businessman doing his work and I'll wiggle my butt a lil for no reason (as one does) and it'll just keep going. Like I feel like it takes longer to stop than it used to. P.S. my tits have gotten bigger too.

THIS IS A POST FOR EVIL GIRLS! ONLY EVIL GIRLS CAN READ THIS POST! IF YOU'RE READING THIS POST THEN YOU'RE EVIL AND TWISTED! Wanna go on a date with me?

Pitching my idea for a social media platform called nutr where you can only post the word nutted. You log on, you let people know that you nutted, and you log off. These tech bro investors don't seem to understand my plans though.

Sucks that you can't talk about actresses having gotten thinner lately (a cultural trend that's obv inseparable from both the right wing having a moment and the pharmaceutical industry jizzing their pants over GLP-1s) without skinny girls going "So you're insulting me then? Doing reverse fatphobia?"

Nobody's life is worth more than anyone else's. *remembers that some tgirls get wet when you call them disposable snuffbait* It's complicated though. There are a lot of really nuanced situations.

Pants don't even zip off into shorts anymore. They make you buy pants and shorts separately. It's fucked up.

Hey! Do you mind if I put your dick in my mouth? Do you mind? Is anyone else gonna put that thing in their mouth? I'll take it if nah! Do you mind?

Porn is so cool! Shoutout to pornstars!

I made a simple text adventure game today that you play communally on bluesky by replying to posts! Check it out @dungeontexter.bsky.social!

DungeonTexter@dungeontexter.bsky.social · last mo.

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